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Today, I was drinking at the local pub and started talking to a really cute guy. I bent down to pick up my bag and the second I did, I felt like I was going to throw up. I clamped my mouth shut in the vain hope that I could block it but as I stood back up, vomit sprayed out through my nose. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35870) - you deserved it (8723)

On 08/02/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by soembarrassed (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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stomach acids in your nostrils... ouch

#3 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:03pm by mubaki

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all of you who said YDI obviously don't know that sometimes people puke when drinking, without going past their "limit." OP, that truly sucksss..its happened to me before and it's the worst when you can't hold it in and have nowhere to run

#15 - On 08/02/2009 at 2:30pm by leeenerz

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