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Man or woman?

Today, I just went to the bathroom and someone thought I was a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22367) - you deserved it (3113)

On 01/31/2009 at 3:26pm - misc - by Lady of Sorrows - United States (Indiana)

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Yup, when my hair was really short, I went to my cousin's hockey game and a woman was like, "JACKIE (my cousin) WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE WITH A BOY?!"
and my cousin was just like "....this is my GIRL cousin."

look on the lady's face was priceless.

#5 - On 03/02/2009 at 4:54pm by xpapercutsx

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That's so sad...:(
When I was younger, I had my hair in a boy cut and this little kindergardener came up to me and said "Are you a boy or a girl?"

#17 - On 07/13/2011 at 3:48pm by xxScarletxx

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