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Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39607) - you deserved it (1586)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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