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Today, my Dad sent me an e-mail wishing me a "Happy 21st Birthday, sweetheart!" The message went on and on about how much he loves and misses me and wishes we were closer, and can't believe how fast I'm growing up. I'm 23 and my birthday is in December. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41402) - you deserved it (1736)

On 08/01/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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I'm thinking there's a secret daughter you guys don't know about and he just sent the message to the wrong one.

#4 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:32pm by autumnfrostfire

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OMG that sucks....i'm so sorry. =( well at least, his heart is in the right place i guess.

#1 - On 08/01/2009 at 1:28pm by zootsuit

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