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Today, I was talking to my guy friend on the phone. He said, "You sound depressed, I should cheer you up and give you a big hug." Jokingly, I responded, "You wouldn't hug something as gross as me." His response? "You'd be surprised." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9820) - you deserved it (28400)

On 07/31/2009 at 2:44am - misc - by Girafarig (woman) - United States (California)

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