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Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML


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On 07/30/2009 at 11:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

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Screw him over somehow with the job.

#4 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:14am by xNatsuki

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wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL

#2 - On 07/31/2009 at 3:13am by BlueBery

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