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Today, I cleaned my house after a big party. Everything was great when my parents came home. Except for the bottle of hot and spicy mustard next to the shampoo in the shower. No one knows how it got there. I'm busted because of mustard. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9120) - you deserved it (31624)

On 07/30/2009 at 6:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York) - moderated by the Jackass crew

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You deserved it for not inviting all of us, you little bitch.

#13 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:49pm by coopcas

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Couldn't you have just made up some excuse about how you read that spicy mustard is good for your skin and you wanted to try it? Even if you're a guy - it would still keep you out of trouble. Just act embarrassed that they caught you and apologize. YDI. (P.S. Busted and Mustard don't rhyme, if that's what you were trying to do. D;)

#3 - On 07/30/2009 at 2:26pm by roflcopterlmao

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