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Today, I went into my part-time job at a drugstore. We always have one item we try and sell to every customer. For the next week I have to ask every person if they would like to try my nuts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37104) - you deserved it (3971)

On 07/29/2009 at 11:17pm - misc - by arsenic660 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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Ah, retail. The other prostitution.

#1 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:12am by kellster

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i would like to try your nuts.....

#2 - On 07/30/2009 at 3:14am by effthis

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