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Today, I picked out some flowers. As I was checking out at the florists the cashier asked, "aww these for your mom, how sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "sorry..." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18131) - you deserved it (2792)

On 02/14/2009 at 11:48am - misc - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

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