Today, I showed by ID to get into a bar and the bouncer kept it because he said it wasn't me. It was. Apparently I've gained so much weight I am unrecognizable. FML
by jcesom / 07/29/2009 at 1:53am / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
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You should have called the police, he can't keep your ID.
#4 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:14am by tick_tock
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well that's quite the predicament
#1 - On 07/29/2009 at 10:05am by sportmaster525
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