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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17798) - you deserved it (3487)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

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When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:13pm by alwaysalady

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I dont think thats something to be ashamed of.....it just means your looking for the right girl to love and makes you happy(and no...i dont solely mean physically...I mean a good relationship)...i dont know..thats my opinion....

#2 - On 02/09/2009 at 3:43am by sky22

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