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When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....
You've used one more than I have in my entire life. Be glad :)
I'm a proud virgin. Ignore everyone saying "get out more" and shit like that. Best to have it with someone you think deserves it, not the first person you see.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 18 April 2014