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Today, I realized I bought 30 condoms last year. I now have 29. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23444) - you deserved it (4779)

On 01/31/2009 at 12:24pm - misc - by fuckit - United States (Ohio)

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When I got married, my husband's best friend gave him a package of condoms at his bachelor party. little did we know he had carefully opened the box and stuck a tiny needle though all of them and then glued the box shut again. Nine months later....

#3 - On 02/12/2009 at 2:13pm by alwaysalady

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Hey at least you got action...even if it was only once. Pat yourself on the back.

#7 - On 03/02/2009 at 7:39pm by LyLa

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