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Today, I went to see a movie. While buying tickets, the girl behind the counter asked to show my ID card to proof I'm at least 16 years old. Not wanting to make a drama, I showed it. She took a look at it and declared it as fake. That ID is real and I'm 24. FML


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On 07/28/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Limburg)

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Look at it this way - lots of people would kill and pay a good sum of money to look younger.

#2 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:04pm by Dfeline

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my friend has this happen to him at a liquor store. Said his ID was fake, though her really was from colorado, and the ID was real.

take it as a compliment tho lol

#3 - On 07/28/2009 at 5:05pm by stef383

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