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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27606) - you deserved it (68865)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

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