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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34667) - you deserved it (89751)

On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

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Ouch... how long were you together? Please tell me you didn't proceed with the breakup

#4 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:06pm by amirn86

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I hope you work things out!!!!! This is the type of thing that would happen to me.

#1 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:05pm by Teffie

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