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Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8370) - you deserved it (41188)

On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)

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