Today, I decided to make a place in my house for my friends to sign called “The Friend Wall." By sign I meant sign, not draw body parts. This afternoon I ate lunch next to a basketball-sized vagina and a monumentally large blue and purple penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (7084) - you totally deserved it (36701)
On 07/25/2009 at 2:32pm - misc - by rbates - United States (Florida)
was it a good lunch? cause that could make this less of an fml
#17 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:46pm by Person_Man
LOL @ 17.
and yeah, I would never do that, cause doesnt just eevryone draw genitals on things.
and on a wall. o__o oh no.
lets hope you can paint over it.
#34 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:16pm by ChocolatexGames
maybe they just wanted to show you what a vagina looks like, assuming that you would never see one on your own.
#74 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:20pm by WhiteDelight
except the OP is a girl and my friend, she is very sweet and awesome and can get laid whenever she wants so shut up
Yeah thats what I thought, I my yearbook is covered in penis drawings, so I would have guessed my wall would be too.
Exactly. You asked for it making 'The Friend Wall'
What are you, six?
Sounds like your friends are six too
Your friends compared you to being as fun as intercourse with huge genitals! Kudos to you, my friend!
#8 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:38pm by coopcas
Oh god this comment made me laugh more than the mind picture of the situation.
OP: FYL for that happening, but YDI for not knowing your friends would totally do that.
#18 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:46pm by DameGreyWulf
At least now you know that a vagina & penis are your friends :)
#9 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:39pm by meanie_monday
now you would have something to look at when you are lonely
#11 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:39pm by gotanks910
your deserved it
why would you want people to draw on your walls in the first place
and how didnt you see that one coming
#12 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:40pm by kingston52
you have to admit "The friend wall" sounds like a great place to increase the size of your mangina
You don't say to your friends, "Hey guys, lets go have a beer over at the Friend Wall"
that's just weird. who makes a friend wall? i would totally draw penises all over that
#19 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:47pm by shewasalmost18
Yeah, friend walls are a great idea, provided your friends are SUPERVISED when applying their personal graffiti.
Seriously, though, your friends sound like immature douchebags. Who in the world would intentionally draw lude sketches on their friends' walls?
#20 - On 07/25/2009 at 4:47pm by LadyAlathia
sounds about right #37
I mean seriously, who would make a friend wall in the first place? it sounds like somewhere all teh kids who get bullied go so they can find someone to talk to!
why are you commenting twice on one FML? you just want someone to reply back saying they laughed so you can think you're witty
Crunchy i don't see what the issue is...What are you, a disgruntled hall monitor? Who cares if he comments twice on one fml?
really? that's not even funny..that was actually pretty gay
#48 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:50pm by annjella117
Ahahaha, oh that's pretty hilarious. Your friends sound pretty awesome.
#32 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:13pm by genius_man16
People are SO stupid! those are body parts there's nothing in it to think of it as funny cause it's so NOT.
You're 13 and just had your first proper sex ed class, right? "No children, there's no need to laugh. It's a body part, there's nothing funny about it at all. Anyone who laughs is obviously very immature."
I would have drawn penises and vaginas just because you were immature to make a fuckin friend wall in the first place. What are you, 5? Who the fuck does that?
YDI for making a "friend wall." You sound like you're 13.
#44 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:45pm by deaditegirl
Sounds like something my friends would do...and Honestly, sounds like something i would do too. :D
#45 - On 07/25/2009 at 5:46pm by remedy_1991
YDI haha of course you would have friends who would enjoy drawing "body parts" couldn't you see that one coming? lol
hey i appauld ur innocence and all, but try to not have friends who always have perverted stuff on their minds.
the OP didn't say that they where the only two things drawn, it's not like it's an FML saying 'I ate lunch next to my mate Jane's name' is it?
I would have been ambivalent about that stuff on paper, but on a wall? No. Your friends should know better. FYL.
#54 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:19pm by TheTragicReturn
Why would you make a friend wall? It sounds like the sort of thing 14 year olds do so that other people can see they have friends.
Pretty pathetic.
#56 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:25pm by littlerock
I do not understand the urge for dudes to always draw sexual body parts (nobody draws a hand, or an eye !) everywhere they go.
Really !
#57 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:29pm by 4ube
That's because no body gets embarassed over a hand or an eye. 'Sexual body parts', as you put it, are a social taboo meaning if anyone saw it then they would expect the owner of the surface with the drawing on to explain. Face it, you're just a stuck up jerk, how about jumping off your pedestal and having some fun for once?
I would do this just to make the person with the friend wall cry or get mad..
#59 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:38pm by xpaigelynnx
Yea i agree with #60... paint over it and NOT Make it a gay friend wall...
#61 - On 07/25/2009 at 6:43pm by xpaigelynnx
First the friend wall is a lame idea and second if you've been friends with these people long enough then you should know that they would do something like this. I would never trust my friends to write unsupervised on my wall. I didn't even trust them to take appropriate pictures at my graduation party, and I was right in doing so when i saw that they had managed to grab one of the cameras. So YDI
YDI - for the friend wall idea. What are you, in grade school?
#65 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:08pm by jonnymohio
Sorry but I feel like you deserved it. If you make a wall for friends then you should know they'll screw with you.
#66 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:20pm by Kooliokid5
ydi 4 being an unintuitive idiot. how did u not see this coming
#67 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:27pm by allocomrade
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh man!!!!! for yu... FAIL!!!... for yur "friends"... Dey won... dey realy did... Aahahahahaha!!!
#68 - On 07/25/2009 at 7:39pm by YungMarlon23
My friends would to the exact same thing. However, I would to the same if one of my friends made a friend wall.
You didn't watch them while they were doing it? Or tell them a size to keep their signatures? Sounds like you really could have prevented that one.
I definitely had the same thing happen to me, but my friend wall was on pink wrapping paper that I had put up in my dorm. Never make a permanent space for friends to put permanent things....
#77 - On 07/25/2009 at 8:29pm by l4a4g89
You left your friend(s) unattended in your home for that long? Hm.
It's unfortunate that your "friends" are people that would even think to do something like that.
But I suppose you all can't be too different each other.
Wow, the "friend wall" sounds really dumb. Get facebook or something.
#95 - On 07/25/2009 at 11:45pm by hellomynamekeyes
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#97 - On 07/26/2009 at 12:20am by ANGRYPEANUT
people do the same thing to the boys bathroom wall at my school
#100 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:32am by littlebrittle77
Your friends obviously love you enough to take the time to draw penises on your wall! Heck my friends would and have done the same thing. I had a "Art" wall in my bedroom during high school cause me and my friends were in art class and art club, so we put all our art on the wall over time. You bet there were tons of non-serious sexual humor art by the end. But that's the glory of it!
#103 - On 07/26/2009 at 1:51am by CuriousRomance
lol, for serious though, telling your friends that they can draw on the wall is just asking for trouble.
#107 - On 07/26/2009 at 3:32am by stardust1035
Who cares? Honestly. You're life isn't fucked in anyway, nor did you deserve. It's simply just 'something' that happened. Get over it.
My friends did that on my closet (its a sliding glass closet and one side is covered with shelf paper). It was pretty expected that there would end up being a huge penis on it. We ended up trying to turn it into a rocket ship. What was funny was my mom couldn't figure out what it was initially. ^_^
#115 - On 07/26/2009 at 9:01am by lustxxlovex
Sounds like it's time to repaint.
Or, enjoy your beautiful new mural :)
#120 - On 07/26/2009 at 6:02pm by himynameisanna
Some real trolls commenting here. The OP's gender isn't specified, so you can't really judge him/her based on the wall, nor can you judge the wall to begin with. Some people have close friendships where something like this wouldn't actually be a half bad idea. And even if your friends are known for drawing crap like that, it's still pretty unexpected for them to actually draw something like that on the walls.
I have a giant piece of cardboard in my basement for my friends to draw whatever the fuck they want on it. Ive got the the same shit. It's FUNNY! Not bad. Geez.
YDI for not having a sense of humor. There are two kinds of people who have graffiti walls. Those cool enough to take whatever their friends write there and those who aren't. You are clearly the latter.
Wow, the concept of a 'Friend Wall' is one of the most woefully pathetic things I've heard in a while. YDI for being an emotionally grasping wie-nis.
#125 - On 07/27/2009 at 5:11am by Stupidstupidrat
If you handed your friends a sharpie and told them to draw on the wall, what did you expect?
Declarations of love?
YDI for making a "friend wall" in the first place.
Were you just collecting signatures to feel like less of a loser? Or were they supposed to say things like "Stay cool" or "have a great summer" or "BFF" like you would a yearbook in elementary school?
You realize that by drawing such things, they were telling you how pathetic your idea was, right?
Haha well what did you expect? especially if your friends are guys. But the idea of a friend wall isn't pathetic I have one and have pictures of my friends and their random writings all over it.
