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Today, was my sixteenth birthday. I was hoping to get a car. Instead, my parents got me a 3 month membership at the gym so I can lose weight. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 11:10pm - misc - by not_so_sweet_sixteen - United States (New Hampshire)

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Well I don't have a car, OR membership to a gym, and I'm eighteen. I'd be happy with either.

#2 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:19am by xOpheliacx

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You shouldnt have expected them to give you a car. Youd be pretty lucky if you got a car and its not as if your parents are obliged to give their 16 year old a car. Take the gym membership. Be grateful

#3 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:20am by incognito

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