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Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26657) - you deserved it (9871)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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