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Today, my auto-repairman told me my heavy mass of keys was bad for the ignition switch and suggested I separate my house and car keys. I began to carry my car keys and lock the house keys in my glovebox. My car was stolen. I now have car keys but no car and a house with no house key. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33005) - you deserved it (13470)

On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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I dont think u thought this through

#1 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:58am by Duckie101

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1st off) Always always alwayssss have spare keys!
2nd) If your car got stolen with your house keys.. change your locks.
3rd) It's usually a good idea to have a trusted friend or family member keep a spare house/car key just in case!!!

That sucks ass tho!

#2 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:58am by caseyface0801

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