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Today, I opened some small cute birthday gifts at my boyfriend's house. As we left to go out, he slipped me a Tiffany box and said he wanted me to open it in private. Flushed and excited, I open it to find a ziploc filled with hair. It was his mustache I had been begging him to shave for months. FML

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On 07/24/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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Well, he finally shaved. You should be happy.

#1 - On 07/24/2009 at 10:01am by iSmellNice

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uh didnt u notice it when he gave it to you? i mean surely it wasnt on his face then...

#5 - On 07/24/2009 at 10:13am by iElite

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