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Today, I had my first date with this guy I really like, who came to pick me up. Once I got into his car, my uncle comes out of the house and yells "Remember, pregnant girls aren't allowed to drink." FML

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On 07/23/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by Prego my ego - Sent from mobile version

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If you really ARE pregnant, the guy you are dating should know...

#3 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:08pm by anarkistsdream

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Maybe the uncle was just trying to scare the guy she was going on the date with. That's actually something that my dad would do...... haha

#13 - On 07/23/2009 at 5:24pm by SnifflyMiscreant

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