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Today, I decided to dress up a little to go out to the bar. I put on a nice shirt, some leggings and heels. When I walked out the door my dad said that I looked like a whore. When I got to my boyfriends house I told him what my dad had said and he replied "I'd have to agree with him." FML


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On 07/22/2009 at 2:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

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YDI for trying to pass off leggings as actual pants.

#3 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:04pm by deaditegirl

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Well they were just being truthful, you can't blame them

If you don't want to be called a whore then don't dress like one

#9 - On 07/22/2009 at 5:07pm by lone_wanderer

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