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Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35221) - you deserved it (20226)

On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)

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