Today, I woke up screaming. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by placing a mousetrap on the snooze button. FML
I agree, your life sucks (29504) - you totally deserved it (16697)
On 07/21/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by emperor (man) - Bangladesh (Dhaka)
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serve you right.
#1 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:03am by munnzx
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yea, ditto get your lazy cunt ass up and go to fucking school.
I dont get it whats with kids and sleeping in, you have fucking school to go to. so don't be lazy
Actually there is a theory that scientists have developed that teenagers need different sleep patterns, which requires them to sleep in longer in the mornings. It's tough to get up when you can have just a few more minutes of sleep...
And you don't get what's with kids,what with their televisions and their video games, and their soaddy pop, and their internets.
ROFLCOPTER!!!!
#40 - On 07/21/2009 at 8:32am by girandwogpig
...and their DVD's, and their rap music, and their hopscotch, and their sports teams, and their high definition, and their computers....
#57 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:16am by genius_man16
Actually that theory is basically saying that there's a sleep cycle our body uses. When growing, the sleep cycle needs more as you said, but unfortunately society as a whole wants to ignore nature and proceed with their cancer. See #37 for example of society.
#93 - On 07/21/2009 at 1:30pm by Duckasaurus
agreed. you shouldnt be bitching about not being able to wake up by yourself to your parents.
#106 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:21pm by crazieeli
@ 37: Not all teens are "lazy cunt asses" you jerk. Whatever, I'm not gonna bore you with all the shit I have to do everyday. Also, these "Why?" FMLs are getting annoying.
@40/57 - "you kids these days and your millenium items and your card games and your loud music and your hula-hoops and your hopscotch and your dungarees and your lollipops and your sony playstations and your voice-activated light switches and your leather pants and your artificial insemination and your blu-ray discs and your pierced scrotums and your bullfrogs and your telekinesis and your marvel comics and your youtube.com and your nuclear physics and your ingrowing toenails and your gears of war and your quentin tarantino and your power steering and your elevators and your illegitimate offspring and your..."
#115 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:02pm by diet_otaku
hehehe you dad is funny. my parents gave up trying to wake me up during high school. Instead, my mom would call the school telling them i was "sick". who cares? its not like you learn anything important before college.
#152 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:15am by myfishisBOBA
teenagers need more sleep period. Puberty requires a lot energy and likewise rest.
#178 - On 07/25/2009 at 3:53pm by monkey314159
Wow! More people watch Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged than I imagined! :)
#189 - On 01/30/2010 at 11:50pm by sublimedude777
Your dad wins epicly. You fail for pressing snooze.. rofl I do it too so I fail aswell..
#6 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:08am by gorguz14evar
i bet he's not a mouse so he didnt need to go to the hospital
#64 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:52am by fyourlife33
The OP wouldn't need to go to the hospital because of a mouse trap, clearly you've never used it.
OP: HAHAHA i love your dad. Your life is not fucked, YDI for complaining about your own laziness.
#66, you've purposely used mousetraps on yourself? That's pretty hardcore.
#75 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:37am by apastry
#64..great. Make anyone else almost pee a little..?
#151 - On 07/22/2009 at 2:14am by floresntadolecnt
Ouch, that sounds painful. My dog stepped into a mousetrap once and fractured his toes. D:
#17 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:22am by roblombardo
Whats wrong with that? You told your dad a problem, he fixed it. I can but you will check the alarm twice now before pushing that snooze button again.
necessity is the mother of invention....becareful what you wish for, you just might receive it
#22 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:58am by Pastor_Rich
Agreed. When I move my clock to the other side of the room, I wake up late and totally disoriented, with my clock in bed with me somehow.
#84 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:39pm by anniebananie
put your alarm clock on the other side of your room so you have to get out of bed to turn it off ;)
#25 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:08am by kirstensmook
Exactly :) And, try music instead. It automatically makes me want to dance, so I'm much more motivated to stand up.
You should just get one of those alarm clocks that move to a new spot each morning, btw your dad is a legend.
#28 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:24am by growingupnextmon
so you missed your class or what ever cos you had to go to the hospital and get your broken fingers looked at
at least you wont hit snooze tomorrow
Mouse traps rarely break human fingers. They don't snap that hard. Rat traps, on the other hand, usually break bones.
#33 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:52am by roblombardo
YDI for complaining about a problem that you cause yourself.
Too bad he didn't put the trap down your pants.
#34 - On 07/21/2009 at 7:54am by dothehelenkeller
Maybe if he just got up in the morning instead of hitting the snooze button then he wouldn't have had to deal with "broken" fingers. So yes, he deserves it for being a lazy bum and not going to bed on time so that he can actually wake up earlier.
And from the experience I've had with mouse traps, they don't actually break fingers, they just hold a certain amount of pressure that cause your fingers to go blue and you to feel a pain. As #33 said, rat traps can, not really mouse traps. That is probably why the dad used the mouse trap, because he knew it probably wouldn't break his bones.
He did help you out.
But seriously most effective way is to place you alarm clock on the other end of the room. Yeah, it's cruel in the morning, but you never just hit it and sleep again.
YDI for not coming up with some idea on yourself.
YDI for missing classes because you're being a lazy snooze button pressing bastard, on the other hand, FYL for being woken up in such a manner. Try going to bed earlier if its possible.
#47 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:20am by magichateball
Your dad is awesome.
I don't really see why everyone is saying that's cruel and horrible and shouldn't have happened. This is FML, and that was awesome.
Picture this if you will;
"Today, I woke up sad. Why? Well, I was complaining to my dad yesterday about how I always hit the snooze button and just roll over when my alarm goes off, and how that results in me being late for morning classes. My dad thought he'd help out by moving my alarm clock a few feet away. FML"
Just no. Quit bitching. OP's dad is awesome, OP deserved it.
QQ
#48 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:23am by murderoticadam
#73, yes. Well done. That's the purpose of this site, to find humour (yes, with a u, I live in America, but I'm not from here so don't point that out) in lifes shitty little moments.
In summary, if you don't find humour here and wish instead to feel the pain of the OP, maybe FML isn't the site for you.
QQ
#117 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:11pm by murderoticadam
Hah, your dad got you good.
Now you know not to press that button anymore.
#49 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:27am by kennythedude
I can't believe how many people are supporting the dad.
Those things f*cking snap mouse necks & break people fingers.
It's too cruel to be funny
#50 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:28am by sugarbeetus
FYL
I don't know I have tried everything. 6 alarmclocks all a minute apart all across the room(One of them being a new high-tech one) all set a minute apart all very loud and one of them is set to go off ten different times all one minute apart but I just turn them off not snooze and go back to sleep. Mayn't that will make me up but with a rat trap.
#52 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:40am by Zapzip2013
The last thing that I want to be woken up by is unexpected pain like that.
He should have set the clock a few hours forward instead. That always works for me.
And to everyone who's saying "YDI for being lazy", not everyone gets to sleep at a reasonable time. Maybe the OP is in university or something and has to work/study at late hours. Or maybe he just has trouble getting to sleep. Doesn't make him lazy, just means he needs more sleep.
#56 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:12am by subarchetta
Odds are that youve been bitching for a long time and are taking advantage of whatever your father does in response (like coming in and waking you up). So YDI it's not that hard to get up pussy. Stop being a prissy little girl and just get the fuck up when your alarm clock goes off.
Or your dad will put a mouse trap on it.
#58 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:22am by FuzzyWalnuts
You kinda stated your whole opinion on one big assumption then didn't you? Btw for some people it IS hard to get up, for instance when im really tired, sometimes the noie just gets incorporated into my dreams, or i self consciously turn it off.
#161 - On 07/22/2009 at 7:28am by growingupnextmon
I wish I could vote agree and ydi together. that's freaking hilarious on one side and very infuriating on the other!
Well, YDI, but I still feel bad. I use to either just not wake up from the alarm or shut it off in my sleep, so what I did (I don't have to anymore) is put my alarm clock on the other side of the room. That way you have to get up to shut it off, then right after that turn on the lights and the radio. Oh and have the radio kind of loud. And make sure your parents know what time you should be up, so they can make sure you are up. But that's really funny he put a mouse trap on the snooze button, but I still feel bad!
#60 - On 07/21/2009 at 10:26am by blue_mandie4
I have a problem with that too, but putting it on the other side of the room doesn't help. It SAYS it will keep going, but it automatically shuts off after a couple of minutes. When I put it on the other side of the room, I wake up with my pillow on my head.
#103 - On 07/21/2009 at 2:40pm by foolsangel
lmao bright side at least you dad was helping you out xDD
atleast you woke up and did not fall back to sleep again =P
what's with all the stereotypes against teenagers? there are only a few that are like that, but nowadays we're all so eager to stand out and be different that we don't care about that stuff anymore. the OP's dad was very clever, but who said he/she was lazy? everybody wants to sleep in longer when they have to get up early. god people!
#68 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:00am by triplethreat13
those shits can break fingers, and it's not lazy if you're at university or a rigorous HS program and are working around the clock
FYL
Everyone just shut up. I have been snapped with a mouse trap before. It stings and and scares the shit out of you, but it really doesn't hurt all that much. It is designed to break the spine of a mouse, not the bone of the human finger. And i also have sleeping issues that make me not wake up and be late for class and school, so I understand this kid completely. I also think the concept of the snooze button is completely retarded. And my last little comment: this guy's dad is a genuis.
#71 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:24am by hascrazymama
I'm not voting on this one because I don't really think it's an FML or YDI. You complained to your dad about your lazy ass habits and he decided to help you out. If you had thought of just putting your alarm clock on the other side of the room, you wouldn't be bitching to us about having your hand stuck in a mouse trap.
... Ok so this is a YDI.
#76 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:05pm by avoidthegirl
This isnt an FML
You hurt your hand, whoopidy shit. Quit bitching
He did you a favour
#77 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:08pm by darkshadow
What fucking pricks are saying this person deserves it? He may deserve being late to school but not getting his hand caught in a mousetrap because his dad's a total prick. Call Child Protective Services or something! Damn. What a fucking cruel thing to do.
#79 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:09pm by dramakat11
Now you will think twice before you press snooze!
Your dad rocks,snoozels.
#80 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:16pm by hekler
Stop crying. Mousetraps hurt, but they definitly don't even come close to doing any real damage to your fingers. Rat traps on the other hand...
HAHAHAHAHA. Sucks for You Lazy Ass but your dad is funny.
#85 - On 07/21/2009 at 12:46pm by life_sux1234
"ADULTS"...... you know who you are..... take some of your time to read this..... and really think about it....
ok to all you "Adults" (notice it is in quotes... this is because if you really were adults you wouldnt be saying shit about teens) not all teens are lazy cunt asses like cucuto89 said( if you really are an adult then you must have some seris issues... i mean who says to a random teen who they dont know at all "ditto get your lazy cunt ass up and go to fucking school". i for one am a teen and i do sleep in, but that doesnt make me lazy. i stil go for walks, do chores like this morning i had to take care of about 30 dogs because my couin breeds/races siberian husky's. oh and i hiked a mountain on wednesday. it was about 7 miles. so dont give me that "well your prob. just some lazy teen who sits on their fat ass all day" speech. as "adults" no body should have to b reminding you not to call names.... or maby do you all have to go in time out???awwww poor "adults".... anyways... yes the OP should have probubly put the alarm on the other side of the room. and yes the trap prob did not brake his fingers. but calling him a "lazy bitch" for hitting the snooze button when he is half asleep and out of it is tottaly elementary and immature. if you "adults" acted your age then you prob would have said "well you should have put the alarm on the other side of the room" or "you deserved it for not trying to fix the problem yourself". mostly what i'm tring to say is you dont know the kid and you dont know if he has a problem that makes him stay up late... like insomnia or something. teens need AT LEAST 8 hours of sleep. so for all you "Adults" who think your all high and mighty remember........... your calling a teen that is younger than you that you know nothing abut "a lazy bitch"......... also remember that your the ones spending all day on the computer bitching about how other people should live and not thinking "wow in my spare time i like to try to make kids i dont know feel stupid just because i dont like that they dont get up earlie enough"
oh and all of you who said what is with teens and thier computers.....look around..... YOUR USING ONE!!!
FYL for not realizing that....ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!
OP.... sory about yur fingers. try moving your alarm...
2 @11
-xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
You may not be a lazy teenager, but you have absolutely no grasp of the English language and its nuances. Your entire post made my head hurt. So while you may have had a good point in there somewhere (I stopped reading a few lines in), your piss poor misuse of commas, overuse of the ellipsis and general lack of knowledge on the difference between your and you're completely overshadowed it. Why the fuck would you not capitalize anything except for the word "Adults?" Goddamn.
#104 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:11pm by avoidthegirl
you may not be lazy but you clearly know fuck all about spelling. i hope you're using this summer to take some extra english classes. i won't fault you on your capitalization because i leave capitals out as a matter of preference, but i also show that i do, in fact, know proper english by using correct spelling and punctuation. try spending less time on facebook and more time in the library.
#121 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:45pm by diet_otaku
Yeah, you're right #133, adults don't even know fmylife exists. That's why no one ever posts stuff about their husbands, wives, or kids. *rolls eyes*
#142 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:07am by smiller0789
All these bitches need to stop whining about how the kid's dad is a horrible person. It's just a little pain.
That was pure win. Kudos to your dad.
You just suck.
#91 - On 07/21/2009 at 1:15pm by der_Jabberwhock
rotflmao haha srry but this is hilarious im gona do that 2 my cousin now but instead of a snooze button il put it on the tv remote and btw he mightve had tv shows on that he wanted to watch like i do especially on mondays plus the tonight show with conan obrian is really funny then jimmy fallon im lucky if i get 2 sleep by 4 and i have to more like had to now wake up at 6 haha i nite i got like 10 minutes of sleep but FYL il give u that but ur dad freakin rocks
holy shit, you need to read this: www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2002/10/11/
#122 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:50pm by diet_otaku
Awesome dad. Way to nip the problem in the bud!
Not like you have any intention of putting an end to your own irresponsibility yourself, right?
#96 - On 07/21/2009 at 1:39pm by Nakedsquirrel
Wow, just go to bed earlier so you don't have to snooze noob
#109 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:44pm by Shyman4ever
But were you late ..... ?
I think your Dad deserves a thank you (: haha
#110 - On 07/21/2009 at 3:59pm by Gaby_peaceandluv
@ #89 instead of bitching at us "adults" work on your spelling.....just saying
#119 - On 07/21/2009 at 5:33pm by magichateball
Your dad is a jerk. Depending on where it hits, it CAN break a finger. They can also pop blood vessels which are almost as painful.
ROFL your dad is awesome!
But yeah, fyl for having a mousetrap shut on your hand... I know it hurts >.
#125 - On 07/21/2009 at 6:19pm by pokeabibble
Thank your dad for helping you to get to school on time. And leave the mousetrap somewhere he's sure to find it. You could even buy a few more and leave them over the floor of the bathroom for the next morning.
man this is awesome i had no idea that people in Bangladesh visit this site. im bengali but living in australia and it makes me so happy to know that there are people in bangladesh that know about this site.
Hey I just realized this was from Bangladesh...I'm Bengali too. As creepy as it sounds, I think I know who you are 131, and I have you on Facebook.
#144 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:13am by ilpdec2008
Haha um, its the thought that counts?
rofl well on the bright side, if a mouse jumps on ur alarm clock...
FYL
#134 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:42pm by ichat21
dont be such a pussy. if it was a rat trap i wouldnt blame you but mouse traps are like nothing
#135 - On 07/21/2009 at 9:59pm by dowhatiwant
At least you didn't try to be fancy and hit the snooze button with your face =) Or with something else, if you're a guy... xD
#137 - On 07/21/2009 at 11:03pm by lilactress717
My dad threw a jar of cold water on my face when I didn't wake up, but this is 10x worse.
#143 - On 07/22/2009 at 12:10am by ilpdec2008
FUUUUUUU---
Are all your fingers still intact? Dude, I went to school late 3/5 days every week last year because I slept for about 2 hrs a night. I bet you're doing the same. I'm so sorry!
#146 - On 07/22/2009 at 1:01am by jewelzgalore
Whoa, not cool. A mouse trap could break your fingers! :( Hope you're OK. Next time, tell him just to smack you around a bit or throw water on you!
Well, I'm sure he would have preferred to use mouse poison....
#155 - On 07/22/2009 at 3:08am by doof_fisch
Awesome dad, and be thankful it wasn't a rat trap. Those can break fingers, hehe.
#158 - On 07/22/2009 at 4:34am by Ryan_the_Great
To whom it may concern,
Believe it or not I actually do have quite a good grasp on spelling, grammar, and the English language. The comment I typed before was typed in a hurry and was not expected to be brutally scorned for its mistakes. I am sorry if I came off as illiterate or just plain unintelligent. I do not appreciate people that know nothing about me assuming that I "...clearly know fuck all about spelling." Also I for one do not have a Facebook and spend plenty of time in the library. So with that I hope that you at least try to understand that not everyone can be as perfect as you.
To: avoidthegirl
You now have proof that I can spell correctly. I hope you are satisfyed.
i also hope thiz givz u a fuking hed ack u fukin cunt azz pece ov shit!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, sorry i should have said "I also hope that this gives you a fucking head ache you fucking cunt-ass piece of shit!"
n jtlyk I DONT GIV 2 SHITZ BOUT WAT U THINK!!!!!!!!! G O FUCK YOUR MOM YOU FUCKN SKANK!!!!!!!!
hey it worked right? you woke up.
so your dad did you a favor (:
#170 - On 07/22/2009 at 10:59pm by danettestrong
That would be painful but after about an hour i would have laughed my ass off. Your dad is awsome!!!!!
Well I doubt you're going to be waking up late anymore, are you? Cause every goddamn time you hit that snooze button you're going to be WIDE awake to make sure there's no mousetrap on it.
Well, just get your ass up when your alarm goes off, it's not that hard... lol ydi but I wish you luck about the other ruckus he's gonna cause you (:
Unlikely. They are not as strong as rat traps. Those can break fingers.
#185 - On 08/04/2009 at 4:49am by roblombardo
Why the hell would you complain to your dad about how YOU hit the snooze button? Your dad did the right thing you lazy bastard. If my son was complaining to me about something HE repeatedly did, I'd want to cause him pain too.
#186 - On 09/02/2009 at 1:09pm by Laid2Rest6661
