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Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37411) - you deserved it (4320)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:36pm - misc - by flyakite29 (man) - United States (Georgia)

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What a bitch!! Sounds to me like she is a gold digger or a whore.

#1 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:03pm by justasillygirl

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Make sure to nail her, blow it all over her tits, and spell out "we're done" and leave.

#22 - On 07/20/2009 at 2:42pm by Rota

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