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Today, my girlfriend came home and announced that she'd just bought a $40 pair of flipflops. She then declared that I wouldn't be getting a birthday gift this year due to budget shortfalls. For hers a month prior, I'd got her a $300 piece of jewelry. FML
What a bitch!! Sounds to me like she is a gold digger or a whore.
Make sure to nail her, blow it all over her tits, and spell out "we're done" and leave.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.