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Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37221) - you deserved it (2810)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by et510 (man) - United States (Georgia)

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You should stalk her now out of spite.

#11 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:29am by pirateships

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i'm not sure what's funnier, the fact that having a regular parking space warrants an arrest, or the fact that the cops spelled stalking "stocking." regardless, they're obviously idiots and i don't exactly feel safe knowing they're the ones protecting me.

#7 - On 07/20/2009 at 6:15am by heyyou1203

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