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Today, after work, I parked in the parking lot I go to every day to let heavy traffic go by. As I was about to leave, two cops suddenly yanked me out of the car and arrested me for "stocking," as they spelled it on the report. Some paranoid girl thought I was parking there every day to watch her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34715) - you deserved it (2191)

On 07/20/2009 at 12:24am - misc - by et510 (man) - United States (Georgia)

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