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Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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What a Bitch! Unless she truly didn't know. Now she is sitting at home wondering what baby oil is made of.

#4 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:04pm by Ligerie

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that sucks you shouldve complained for free food :p

#2 - On 07/19/2009 at 2:04pm by Calamity157

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