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Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML


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On 07/17/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by ohman (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Gross. FYL.

And you know what, I bet half of the chicks telling her to stop dressing like a slut wear shorts and tanktops while outside on hot days. Does that mean you look like a prostitute? Fuck no. It's unfortunate this had to happen to her.

#18 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:58pm by hk

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Eww, I feel your pain. Unfortunately, I have had a similar thing happen to me and it is really gross.

And to all you idiots saying stop dressing like a slut: I was wearing a long skirt and a white tank top (not low cut) when it happened to me, so clothes oftentimes aren't even the issue - it is the pervy old men. I'm sorry, but I am not going to walk around in an over sized turtleneck and baggy sweatpants in 80+ degree weather. And I shouldn't have to.

#47 - On 07/17/2009 at 9:41pm by Glam

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