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Today, I was walking down the street and while stopped at a light, this old man waved at me. Thinking nothing of it, I walked through a parking lot to get to where I was going, where he not only followed me, but mistook me for a prostitute. It was 5pm. FML

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On 07/17/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by ohman (woman) - United States (Michigan)

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Gross. FYL.

And you know what, I bet half of the chicks telling her to stop dressing like a slut wear shorts and tanktops while outside on hot days. Does that mean you look like a prostitute? Fuck no. It's unfortunate this had to happen to her.

#18 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:58pm by hk

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+5 | 6

...and I have another excuse to not wear dresses or skirts.

#7 - On 07/17/2009 at 5:16pm by Luckster

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