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Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11063) - you deserved it (48853)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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Ouch...damn your parents know you all too well huh? XD FYL

#1 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:05pm by DemonicAngel151

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well that doesnt really mean anything... i mean you could of just said well dad i wanted to talk to you about something i wanted... and make something up therefore it would look like you cleaned the house because you wanted something in return instead of just standing there looking guilty you need to learn how to lie on the spot jeez

#11 - On 07/15/2009 at 5:15pm by ithedarkknight

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