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Today, I had a big party that left my house really messy. I spent hours cleaning the house until it was spotless. When my parents got home, my dad said "Did you have fun at the party?" and I said, "How'd you know?" and he replied "You hate cleaning and the house was filthy when we left". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7727) - you deserved it (34779)

On 07/15/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by far23 (man) - United States (New Jersey)

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