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Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39075) - you deserved it (5714)

On 07/14/2009 at 5:10pm - misc - by hungryman (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

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