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Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43560) - you deserved it (15458)

On 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by Solemnwishing (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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You were riding ...on your car?

#11 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:08pm by Turtles

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Your family sounds like a bunch of cunt rags.

#7 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:06pm by quivx

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