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Today, while riding on the car with my family, I put on my headphones and pretended to be listening to music and when my parents talked to me, I pretended I couldn't hear them. They took this opportunity to discuss how fat I was and how I can't hold down a boyfriend. They were laughing as well. FML


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On 07/13/2009 at 2:33pm - misc - by Solemnwishing (woman) - United States (Oregon)

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You were riding ...on your car?

#11 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:08pm by Turtles

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#1, it might be the girl's fault she's overweight, but her family should not talk about this fact so cruelly- and laugh at her! Especially with her in the car.

#6 - On 07/13/2009 at 5:05pm by FML_FYL_YDI

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