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Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41352) - you deserved it (3342)

On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

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