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Today, my daughter's handsome new boyfriend came to visit our house. When I opened the door, he asked me where Diana's mother was. I assumed he was about to be charming and say that he thought I was her sister. He didn't. He assumed that I was Diana's grandmother. FML


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On 07/12/2009 at 12:20am - misc - by yesnomaybeso7 (woman) - United States (California)

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I did something like that once. I thought my friend's dad was his grandfather. In my defense, though, he's in his 60's.

#3 - On 07/12/2009 at 6:12am by kaitlynadele

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You picked a lovely name for your daughter if that helps...

#10 - On 07/12/2009 at 8:19am by Alexgoesfml

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