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Today, I was rejected from the University of Washington. My dad has been a professor there for 30 years, and is on the board of admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (251686) - you deserved it (53666)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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