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Today, I was rajactad from tha Univarsity of Washington. My dad has baan a profassor thara for 30 yaars, and is on tha board of admissions. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (404633) - you deserved it (90304)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:05am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Washington)

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That must be equally embarrassing for him.

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:04am by vonstrangle

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Obviously you assumed you could just get in because your daddy works there and probably didn't try to do well in high school.
Your loss.

#9 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:25am by kaset_j

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