Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine- until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to drive, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

by Anonymous / 07/11/2009 at 12:42am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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  • That's your chance to grab the purse, get out of the car and bring it to her yourself. It'll make you look very gentlemanly.

    #4 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:13am by chux4w

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  • just drive away, and later be like oh did you tap my window?

    #1 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:07am by Imawhalerider

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