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Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine- until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to drive, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML
That's your chance to grab the purse, get out of the car and bring it to her yourself. It'll make you look very gentlemanly.
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