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Today, I went on a date, and everything was going fine- until the ride home. On the way, I starting having progressively bad stomach pains. Once she left the car, I passed the worst gas that I had ever encountered. As I began to drive, she knocked on the window. She forgot her purse in the car. FML

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On 07/11/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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That's your chance to grab the purse, get out of the car and bring it to her yourself. It'll make you look very gentlemanly.

#4 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:13am by chux4w

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just drive away, and later be like oh did you tap my window?

#1 - On 07/11/2009 at 6:07am by Imawhalerider

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