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Today, my boyfriend of a month had to leave early. I asked him why and he replied that his brother was getting off the bus and he needed to feed him. I had never met his brother, and I said "He can't feed himself? What is he, retarded?" He is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6295) - you deserved it (58477)

On 07/09/2009 at 8:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

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