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That is the nastiest thing I have ever heard.
I am so sorry.
CHRIST THAT IS MESSED UP.
certainly not the worst thing to have in your mouth, not for me at least. lol ewwwwie
Simple Dimple, Pussie Pimple.
why do I get this awful feeling twilight has something 2 do w/ this
yah why wud u bite hisneck?
Yuck.
That sure wasn't a pretty scene after that!
omg, i just gagged... ugh.
I retched. I'm sorry, but that is discusting.
ew.
just ew.
and, what the fuck? bit his neck? what are you? a vampire? i hate twilight.
ok 2 things biting peoples
neck doesn't mean your a vampire and the fuckin twilight books and movies and everyone who likes twilight can get into an oven and burn in hell
what the fuck Moscow.
that's not even funny.
that's just sad.
go die.
daahhh gross XD
#6 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:08am by suyci
Wow. that is nasty. I'm so sorry.
You must have bit him pretty freakin hard.
#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires.
#9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting.
Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.
that is nasty...but how do you not see a zit that pops that easily?
#11 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:35am by could_be_funny
im pretty sure that thats not sanitary.
#12 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:37am by oooh_dear
Today, I was calmly reading stories on fmylife.com when I came across this one and nearly threw up everywhere. FML
hahahaha omg! this had 2b lyk da most DISGUSTING thing i've ever heard n my entire life! idk what i would do if that ever happened to me. next time, try to do a neck inspection b4 chowing down plz.
omfg. thats just....yuck...i love my men w/ clear, baby smooth skin...
are u blind??? cudnt u bite him sumwhere where theres NO pimples???
u nearly deserved this one... but its tooo groosssss... ifeel bad 4 u. on the other hand. its just fat... its better than landing yr face into poo right?
I don't know about that. I think I'd prefer pooh rather then puss!!!! urg, so disgusting.
omnomnom
#16 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:08am by apastry
agree with #15. are your eyes closed that time? eeww. so gross. what does it taste like? lol
NASTY, you should have looked b4
OH MY GOD. that's horrible.
i honestly don't think i could ever look at my boyfriend again if that happened to me.
I wanted to throw up when I read that.
That seriously sucks.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I'm pretty sure I gagged when I read that
While disgusting, it could be worse. You could have gotten a mouth and tongue's worth of makeup.
Oh wait, that'd make your boyfriend emo, or a girlfriend :D
Sweet, you have something white in your mouth... haha!
Omg I'm so sorry. That's just....ewwww
oh my gosh that is horrible. i can't even imagine.
It's doubly gross that is was a big enough zit that she could feel it.
everything #10 said.
& sorry :/
I am sorry but you are sick... tell him it is called soap and water. Maybe next time it wont happen.
I'm with #13 :(. I gagged:(.
that is disgusting.
#36 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:35am by dang
Ewwwwwww eurgh, that's so gross, yet so plausible... I feel so bad for you.
holy christ that is gross... that sucks
wow, that was disturbing to read. I was eating toast and I completely lost my appetite...my dog is eating my breakfast now.
#40 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:56am by Ivy
ew ew ew ew ew.
i literally gagged. ew.
holy fuck that's nasty. maybe you should look where you're biting next time? hahaha. ugggghhh nasty.
ewwwwww that it actually disgusting
At least now you don't have to care what are you gonna eat for lunch
#44 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:21am by Zic
i really almost threw up in my mouth a little.
aughhhh.
why would you date someone with big creepy whiteheads all over his neck anyways?
I don't understand why you bit his neck...you deserved it for thinking you're a vampire.
I was drinking Pepsi out of a straw when I read this. Thanks.
#49 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:32am by bcmg44
Absolutely Disgusting!
Must have barfed afterwards
#50 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:42am by onlyhappenstome
SICK
#51 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:03pm by swiminred
at least you werent giving him a rim job and he pooed in your mouth. i seen a video of that once.
kudos to you for venturing on an area that has pimples
i was already feeling nauseous when i read this, but i dont feel any different. hmm.
#53 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:12pm by mac
oh man. I was about to head out to lunch with a friend. I might change plans and do something else. I lost my appetite.
#54 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:16pm by simplethings7
I think i just threw up a bit.
to #15. It's not just fat, it's pus
MMMMM TASTES LIKE VOMIT COVERED CATT PISS
i gagged twice and threw up in my mouth. your life is effed. vampire. haha
kinky ? Do you guys peel each others scabs too?
eww ew. ew ew ew. I would have thrown up
Oh dude I totally had a nightmare about this once. Fucking nasty.
eeeeeewwwwwww. I've read so many wierd and nasty FML 's, but this one is probably the worst. Ew. You life really is F'd!
That's disgusting.
#67 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:01pm by pommeblossom
omg, i could throw up right now. i'm sorry.
#5 and #48.. Neck biting doesn't mean vampire fetish. Normally, it's not even technically biting, it's nibbling. Also, it feels good. If you feels so uncomfortable to venture outside of the "normal" circle, then I feel very sorry for you.
Also. This is, by far, one of THE most disgusting things I have read. I don't think I'd be able to kiss him for awhile. Just too.. blegh yuck :|
*gags*
i wouldnt be able to see him again.
Oh my God, Eww.
I am so sorry.
Ew. I nearly threw up while I was laughing. I feel bad for you love, but you also kindda had that one coming if you didn't see XDD Still disgusting though. Just goes to show ya. Look before you leap! :P
-Your DarkestSinn
thats actually disgusting :|
I was reading this from my blackberry and threw up on it FMl
That probably hurt pretty bad for him.
I can't help but cringe every time I think of neck biting now :/ maybe you should grab some acne wash for him sometime? unless it was just one of those random zits
*laughs with tears in eyes* Sorry but that is funny yet yuck at the same time XD
wtfff..... nearly drop my laptop !
#79 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:38pm by epxy
i just gagged
#80 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:38pm by k3llyn
um ew. well that's a turn off.
omg, f your life. seriously. I'm terribly sorry for you right now, hahah
#83 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:54pm by B52
that's so disgusting. i think i threw up a little.
Oh my god that is disgusting. Don't you look before you bite? If he had acne I wouldn't be biting around. Ew. I feel so bad for you! Ugh. Did you puke?
Ugh i just choked on my donut reading this!! that's so gross!! I feel so bad for you. :(
who needs proactive when you can get a girlfriend
ugggh grossss :x
#89 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:20pm by 415chick
hahah #88. thats fuggin disgusting
watch what you bite next time
#92 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:38pm by SSH
Oh wow. XD That's hilarious. How big was this pimple?!
ahhhh that's so disgusting!
#13, ditto.
This is so gross. I agreed with you that your life is fucked but I'm starting to think you deserved it. How did you not see the pimply neck? GROOOSSSSSSSS........ewww...... this is foul!
@14 having baby smooth skin isn't all that great..it's not really manly lol..trust me i know cause i have smooth skin xD
and i WAS hungry for lunch but after reading this..not so much =\
wow thats gross as ever, did yinz still do it?
teenagers are gross.
#99 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:10pm by bombthedisco
Oh wow. I imagine it would be more awkward/embarrassing than anything else! But still, yucckkkk!
Better luck next time? haha happy biting :-)
i feel ur pain cuz once my mom was popping my sisters pimple i was watcing and grosses out... then it popped and a bunch of white stuff was on my face.. :( ur not the only one
How bit was that pimple? I'm sorry, but it'd have to be HUGE before you pop it with a bite, IMO.
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
That is mortifying. I am so sorry for you, absolutely a one in a million chance.
oh my god ew.
ew ew ew.
ugh.
#106 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:34pm by Lifeisfucked94
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
that's just fucked up!
just 10 seconds ago, i went through all the work of creating an account on this website just to tell you that that is hands down, the nastiest FML i have EVER read........really. *shudder*
THAT'S DISCUSTING!
i think i just gaged like 10 times. dlksajdsak.
ew.
sorry.
#110 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:50pm by AshlenDoll
I am so so sorry that that happened to you
i just gagged about 4 times.
thats really gross...im so sorry
Oh god that is so gross. I'm sorry to hear that. Whenever I bite my girlfriends neck I watch out for that. It's happened to me before and it's not fun. I share your pain. Tastes so nasty
that was. HORRIBLE. so gross im sorry.
same feelings as just about everyone else here... ;_; ewwww >.
#113 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm by trinitystar210
Oh MY god. I feel like puking!...sorrry:/
-gag- Ugh, that's repulsive ._.
Awww... that's just gross.
i just threw up a little in my mouth.
#15, you're funny!
that is fucking DISGUSTING.
bwahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! that's fucked man!!
ewww... I just gagged a little.
OH MY GOD EW i feel nauseous now
oh man, i just threw up a little.
wow i would have cried
EWWWWWWWWWW!
#124 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:21pm by mushroomcloud
THATS SO WEIRD! Today I noticed this pimple on my neck and I was thinking about what would happen if I was making out with someone and they popped it. You must have communicated your experience to me telepathically or something. Thats crazy.
oh geez that's disgusting
actually, F*** MY life for reading that.
popping pimples is fun.... but not with your mouth.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! SUCKS FOR YOU!!!
PUKE!
What you didn't SEE it?
that is by far the most disgusting thing i have ever heard.
thats is funny shit
#136 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:14pm by comedyqueen
*disgusting* What did he say when you threw up all over him? I hope you did. I would have. *ugh*
That almost made me throw up
Then I started laughing.
ughh thats disgusting.
im so sorry.
wow. poor boyfriend who reads this and realizes its about him.=(
i just had a baby barf
i am soo sorry. /:
HAHA! i didn't really think anything of the post at first, just thought it was gross (like everyone else)
then i started reading the comments and i can't stop laughing!
# 13, 25, 40, 49 LMAO!!!
#146 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:28pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
OMG EW. FYL....that sucks.
dude really.. i just threw up a bit! that's nasty!!
that is the most disgusting thing i have ever heard.
effing nasty.
AGH!!! grosssssSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nasty..
... I would turn and force myself to vomit on their face.
That's disgusting.
That, my friend, is extremely repulsive. And yet, I cannot help but laugh my ass off. ahahahaha.
I honestly, cannot think about it without gagging a bit.
BUT, Luckily, I didn't barf due to some hilarious comments. ahahahahaha
#13, #40, #62, #88, and ditto to #109.
lmao. I feel so sorry for you.
im like crying thats so gross D:
ewwwwww, that's difficult to recover from >.
that'll teach you to try and be like the Cullen family.. not cool
Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!!
Jesus Christ, this is disgusting.
nasty. but lmao to the person who said they hate twilight. bahaha
wow that's the nastiest thing I have heard in a long time
I would throw up. you couldn't see that thing taking residence on his neck? :P
I think you just may be the worst vampire. ever.
ughhh... *gag* I really feel nauseous from reading this.
Not only does this totallllly suck for you, but its mortifying for him. Hope he doesn't read FML or the embarrassment is going to increase 10 fold!
Time to book an appointment with a dermatologist. Seriously!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
that's friggin rank
Yeah, that's a little bit sickening. There went eating those girl scout cookies I bought...
FYL. Seriously. Like big time.
this. is. SO. disgusting, ugh.
if that had happened to me i'd have thrown up immediately :-X
Popping Pimples.... Ure doing it WRONG!!!!
oh well yea i realised in pimples there's fat, pus and sometimes blood... mmmh... lol i bet ure scared as shit now whenever u see pimples. and uve got yr eyes wide opened!!
oh well, to all those who nearly puked or cudn't eat their lunch or breakie after reading this .... damn send them to me. im starving here at work....
ahhhhhhhhh thats so gross!
shit shit shit shit i need to forget this story or i'll never be able to bite any guy ever again
Let me guess. You are two gay guys. Your name is Edward...?
thats fucking disgusting O_O
That is gross...just disgusting!!! Definitely FYL!!!
uhhmm, clearasil?
#177 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:55am by formosababie
....Watch where you bite? Haha, sorry to hear of your misfortune.
ewwwwwwwwwww.....dear god...you poor girl
This is insanely gross.
#180 - On 03/17/2009 at 6:34am by Bo
why are you biting on a pimpled neck to begin with?
omg that is absolutely disgusting lol and #181 hit it on the nose.
I think I just threw up a little bit
#183 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:54pm by desolatedescape
i honestly created an account just to tell you that indeed you life is fucked...i would never look at him again....if u manage to get over this you may as well marry him....
i am sooo sorry hun... id need counseling after that...i mean im in trauma just from reading bout it.... (^^,)
Eww! Hopefully you'll look before you bite next time! *gag*
Ew, that's fucking nasty hahahaha
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
thats the most disgusting thing ive ever heard! hahahahahaha sucks for you!
EWWWWW i like gagged wanted to throw up that's the nastiest thing EVERRRRR
LMFFFFFFFAO EEEEEEEEEW !!!
#190 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:05pm by xij3ss
ewwwwwwwwwww omg woahhh sickk ! haha
That's what you get for being a vampire.
#192 - On 03/17/2009 at 5:41pm by imakefakestories
i just about puked in my mouth a little..
Do you normally put your mouth on things without looking at them?
Omgosh that's horrible .. I feel bad for you
That's that new age white people shit :)
I just signed up for this to say:
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
YES! #198
... triggered my gag reflexes.
That is so fucking disgusting.
Oh my God.
hahaha.
But yeah, I also signed up to say the same thing.
dang.
lol @ #13! I have done that too before though, I feel your pain. hella nasty! gahhh, I know everybody is like "ewwww made me gag blah blah blah" well shiiiiiiyat! Imagine if it happened to YOU! Man, I almost threw up.
#202 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:45am by elanajoy
I think I just vomited in my mouth.
EW EW EW EW E EW EW EWEW~~~~~~!!!!! You're like a zit vampire or something. LOL
Um why does your bf have zits on his neck, get a new one.
Its not like when you making out or w/e you look around your boyfriends face and neck to check that he has clear skin. That kind of thing isnt usually on my mind...but dude thats disgusting
I gagged a little bit.
And, generally, gross things don't faze me.
*shuddershudder*
...why were you biting his neck that hard in the first place?
EWWWWWWW
im sorry thats just discusting
i feel sorry for you
I just popped a pimple and tasted it. I now feel even worse for you.
The lesson here: Be shallow.
well you'd think you could at least look where you're going...
your fault for being stupid
ew, ew, ew.
im sorry that happeneddd.
but thats grosssss.
AHAHA #13
and #5 its called a hickey, and alot of guys like it if the girl bites too
#16 NARSTY
and that really really sucks for you, if i were you, i would have run out of the house screaming, or wherever you 2 were
You all realize that pimples just contain dead skin and maybe a few flecks of dirt, right? It's gross, yes, but there's worse things that could have happened.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the most random thing I have EVER heard!!!!!
More random than the girlfriend puking into the boyfriends mouth during making out!!!
:)
Lol. come on don't you look at someone before you do something like that??
I wonder what your boyfriend said lmao "Thanks it was bothering me for weeks" XD
simply putrid. pay attention, and get a cleaner bf... deserved.
that is sooooo gross
#222 - On 03/20/2009 at 6:23pm by EGG
This would happen in a hideous version of 'Twilight'.
i am SOO sorry!!! that's disgusting!
you could for sure start a new diet trend.
the pimple juice diet- sure to kill your appetite every time.
you'd totally kick weight watchers ass.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....damn damnnnnnnn....that suckssss major major assss
oh.. my.. GOD!! eww eww eww!! i seriously just like had a baby barf. thats so nasty!!!!!!! i could never ever look my boyfriend in the eyes ever ever again!!
ew....that is fucking NASTY.........
how long was it before you made out again? hope things have smoothed over....
that was disgousting! seriously! i agree were youre eyes closed?!?
a pimple on his NECK?!?! obvi he's REALLYYY a mess with acne
but honestly... how is that THAT gross girls?
do NONE of you ever swallow?
this comment tested my gag reflex repeatably
also i can add this to my list of pathological fears. thxxxx.
Omg I'm laughing so hard now... sorry~
I read this and went 'ooooh' out loud. Dayum. That really really sucks.
you should be throwing up instead of fml'ing
I have a tough stomach but that is so gross! Omg... ugh... eww ewww ewwww!
ok i think theres a lesson to learn in the midst of this:
generally, you shouldn't go biting another human being because you don't know what the hell is gonna pop out of his body.
and i'm sorry thats just f***ing DIRTY.
go buy him some damn neck proactive or neutragena.
..at least he made sure that you wouldn't get thirsty anytime soon.
ZOMFG!!!! *shudder* that is insanity!!!! *vigorously swishes mouthwash, throws away cap, and chugs the whole bottle*
Probably tasted divine. You are one dumb vampire/human. Also agree with #231.
EWWWWWWWWWW disgusting...
OH-MY-GOD.
I almost threw up a little bit.
i wanna throw up
#245 - On 03/30/2009 at 2:38am by ndawg15
OMGOMGOMG THE BEST, THIS IS THE BEST! Something from a movie, wowwwwwwww ahahahaha I just " =0 "
hilarious though.
wow
good one
That is probably the most disgusting thing I think I have ever heard in my life. I just threw up a little in my mouth. EW
ommmmmggg that is the grossest thing i have EVERRRR heard!!!!!!
what were u thinking? couldnt u se that?!
ewwwwwww!
EW.
I mean,
EW.
There is so much bacteria in those things!
EW.
That is TRULY an FML.
Wow, ew. Wow.
Ew.
That's enough Twilight for you..
What in the hell did you bite his neck for?
#254 - On 04/05/2009 at 5:39pm by syd23
ew, that's disgusting, lmfao.
thats nasty as fuck.
LOL at the comments.
thats nasty as fuck.
LOL at the comments.
whoa...thats so disgusting im so sorry you had to go through that!!!
i have no idea what i would have done in that situation.
hahah!
#264 - On 04/14/2009 at 5:19am by tipsytiff
ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
#265 - On 04/14/2009 at 8:04am by CHOOKEN
fml for reading something like this :|
That's the most disgusting thing I've ever heard.
#267 - On 04/15/2009 at 11:53am by nevele11
O_O Ewww! I think I just gagged in my mouth a little. That is so wrong!
Reading this is an FML...
o.m.g.
i just threw up in my mouth a bit
i feel bad for you
reaaallyyy nastyy;
agree wl 270. fml!!!
I bite my girlfriends neck all the time, but then again her skin is oddly perfect, so I would never have that pimple problem. I just about threw up when I read this.
I do not wanna know how that tasted like o.o
That must have been. Ew. Well, if it was tasty, Thats the bright side. ROFL.
That's disgusting. YDI.
#280 - On 04/23/2009 at 2:51pm by MnkySpz
GAAAAAAH! *longing to throw-up* I-I am having a non-stop cringefest overhere!! waaah! lol you should see my face baaahahahaha
ahhh!!!!!
i feel sick right now
that is absolutely disgusting
Thats awesome but disgusting
tssssssssssszzz thats disgusting...
omg worst story i have ever heard by far!!
that is the sickest thing ever
that is the sickest thing ever
LOL @ COMMENT #3 HAHAHAHAH
Ohmygod. =\
Thats wrong on so many levels.
#291 - On 05/02/2009 at 7:44pm by JuliaGulia88
#5 wtf does biting someones neck have to do with twilight?
obv you know nothing, because when you bite a boys neck, they get very turned on. (;
OH and that's nasty as hell.
that happened to me before.
it was grosss. ):
It's your own fault for dating a guy with neck pimples, lulz.
THATS NÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆSTI !!
13: Today, I was calmly reading stories on fmylife.com when I came across this one and nearly threw up everywhere. Interested as to what other people comented about this, I came across this comment and threw up everywhere. FML
that is so sick, why would you tell people that?
i just threw up haha omg thats mad nastayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! ughhhh i would dump his ass.... om ewwwwwwwwwww thats all i could say blahhhhhh
Lol, well, you did bite his neck and all..... YDI!
U had that coming
#306 - On 05/26/2009 at 8:43am by DJ0ker
i suggest you look where you bite next!
#307 - On 05/26/2009 at 4:52pm by sama
oh god, oh my...oh jesus...oh my good lord.
thats so disgusting, i felt bad enough for you to put i agree.
e.w. btw. your fault. check the neck, lady, check the neck.
that is fucking disgusting !!!
I feel so sick to it stomach now !
kinda your fault though, shoulda looked first.
Why. The f**k. did you bite. His neck.
that's really gross. ugh, my gag-reflux does not like this post!
I gagged... That's... Ugh
Why the FUCK would you bite into your boyfriends neck??!!!
I just gagged.
I'm soo sorry.
Are you a fucking vampire?
Why would you bite his neck?
Didn't you notice his acne? o.o
EWW.
ARE YOU A VAMPIRE OR SOMETHIN
That is major GROSS! i would have totaly wlaked away to throw up AND SHUT UP PEOPLE ABOUT HER BEING A VAMPIRE IT WAS A LOVE BITE OR A HICKEY i feel for you.
HAHAHA!!!!!! EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEWWWWWWW EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!
EW. Alright, this FML was gross - but these comments? DISGUSTING!
Awe! I feel really bad for you but i can't say anything cuz its kinda like someone licking the side of your face (which my boyfreind does then calls me a noodle) wet and slimy :( Im sorry for this lol FYL
Awe! I feel really bad for you but i can't say anything cuz its kinda like someone licking the side of your face (which my boyfreind does then calls me a noodle) wet and slimy :( Im sorry for this lol
I bet that was tasty.. *GAG*
Omg so gross. Might want to check his neck next time u decide to take a bite out of him.
eww
that is so gross
#336 - On 06/20/2009 at 3:27pm by BblInkK
this is in the fml book but they replaced "bit" with "hickey" i think... FYL lol
eh, i think i puked in my mouth alittle. Bad...idea to eat while reading this. FML!
that's sooo fuckedd up.
1. how do you not see that
2. why r u biting a guys neck who has acne
3. thats so nasty!!
FYL
thas beyond gross I feel bad for you
omgg im sorry
#342 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:10am by Victoriababiee
just spit up milk while reading that. that's in my top 10 nastiest things I've ever heard of.
#343 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:46am by Chapstick_Addict
mmmhhh... i absolutley love biting my boyfriends neck... but on the other hand the fact that there was a pimple there is kinda gross. lol
Bleh. I just threw up a little.
#345 - On 07/09/2009 at 3:38pm by KadyDontCry
i just barphed.... that is really nasty....... and what the hell u bite his neck????? wow
You... bit his neck? Either you're kinky or you've read too much Twilight. Or maybe even both! Which is it, huh kinky Twitard!?
Well that's what you get for biting his neck..
Bet you think twice when you look at necks these days..
wats wrong with biting his neck? A lot of guys love it. i can see why it would be weird if you made him bleed or something but everyones acting like thats absolutely disgusting that she would bite his neck even if she hadn't popped his pimple. im sure most of you have put worse things in your mouth before.
p.s. that is absolutely disgusting that you popped his pimple in your mouth. lol. did you freak out when you did it or just pretend it didn't happen and keep going?
Neck biting? Cool.
Pimple Juice? Shudder.
Why the hell were you biting his neck?!?
i think next time you should just stick to kissing his lips.
omg. THANKS FOR MAKING ME DRY HEAVE FOR FIVE MINUTES
#48, for some guys its a major turn on. not just guye either
#355 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:01pm by FML585
SWEET HOLY HELL SOMEONE PASS THE BRAIN BLEACH.
FYL, seriously. EW. EW. EW. -Gag-
I agree with #356.
and I just threw up in my mouth
WELL WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU BITE HIS NECK IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!! YDI!
hey, at least you didn't like bite through his jugular or something... ;)
NASTIEST shiet i have ever heard D:
i just threw up in my mouth a little bit. omfg
yes that is the nastiest shyt ever I bet you don't eve plan on biting him anymore anywhere..Ew.. :l I think if I was you I would have almost threw up..
Ewwwwww I think this is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, I almost threw up just by reading it
Anyway WHY IN THE WORLD would you have a boyfriend covered in pimples?? You should let him know that he HAS to do something about it!!
that is the most DISGUSTINGGGG thing i have everrrr heard of. i almost vomited all overrrrrrrrr my computer.
Oh man. I am SO sorry. That happened to me 4 years ago and it was disgusting. You can't taste it, but you know it happened... And everyone who's asking her why she did it - I don't know about her, but for me it was because we were making out, it was kind of dark, and I just didn't see it. I wasn't looking out for stray pimples!
Well, that's gross...and for all of you people asking why she bit his neck, it's called being kinky. Sometimes it can be a turn on ;P
Way to ruin the mood, gee whiz
I literally vomited after hearing your story, I can just imagine what you did :(
ew ew eww!!! what did it taste like??? o.0
i wanna know!
#372 - On 10/18/2009 at 9:37pm by Cbear626
Okay, that's just ... disturbing to the core.
eww! dat musta been really nastyy! .. heyy advice : watch wher yu bite for nxt time lol
UUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHH!!!!
lol..
thats enough to make you sick..
Stop making me feel sick. I have to get up at 6 tomorrow. I can't do that if I feel shitty.
#376 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:53pm by Wolfhuntamy
omfg. ewww! wtf wtf wtf! and why would u bite his neck if he is a pimply boy.?!
ok so i read this FML like 5 months ago and it still haunts me.... so fuckin gross....
Better than biting into a cyst.
That's gross, but why were you biting his neck? Twilight vampire fantasy?
It's retards like this that make me puke, why the hell would u bite his neck in the first place?
Screw Twilight, and New Moon. You're making girls retarded. If a girl bites my neck I'm sewing XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! LMAO!
L M A O R O T F L B T C S T C N D B F O O T W I F O A G W L L B G W T H R O O T S A I A K B A Y B
If you are questioning yourself what it means.. "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer."
WRONG IN SOO MANY LEVELS..
SINCERELY, YOUR SCIENCE TEAHCER!
... ps. PHYSICS.. NOT SCIENCE.. and WOMAN! HYGENIC MUCH??
that is pretty revolting i must say. maybe your bf needs proactive?
BAHAHAHA im sorry but that was all your fault and totally made my day........ anyway its more embarassing for your bf then it is for you and its rude to make such a big deal about this.....
Twilight is slowly hypnotizing people into thinking that they are vampires.
We must stop them!
Oh my God, I'm so sorry for you. I would have thrown up!
Just think about it from his perspective: "Today, my girlfriend bit my neck, probably imitating some lame-ass twilight bs, and popped my pimple. Now the pimple that I was already embarrassed about hurts like hell, looks worse, and will probably get infected or something. FML"
That like very very scary i would've thrown up all over that guys neck(if i were a girl of course) BUT WTH why did u bite his neck why not a hicky instead...!!!
#391 - On 12/23/2009 at 12:46pm by kocoblade
EW. and YDI for biting his neck >:D just kidding ;)
That just happens to be the most disturbing thing ever, you would think someone would notice before they bite a pimple...
I actually just screamed at my computer in disgust and woke up the whole house, thanks.
Blech. Thats nasty. How did you not SEE it !?
O....M.....F.....G!!!!!! EWWWWiE!!!!!
That's gotta be one of the grossest things I've ever heard.
wow...did u barf, i would have
ewww! that is the grossest thing everr!
Ewww that's gross!! next time plz keep it to urself.....
That is just plain gross but did you brush your teeth afterwards? o.o
#405 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:11pm by _Xochitl_
i hope you made sure you swallowed the juice out of that sucker i would of if i saw it i would have just suck it off his face n swallow swallow.
wow, that is the most disgusting thing ive ever heard. sorry :(
damn it.... I was in the middle of eating pudding when I read this.... now i can't finish
Did you Swallow?
Did you tell him?!
WTF,did you give him pro-active?.<
gross!
#414 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:48am by Valerie11
Ok, 2 situations, 1. you guys are teenagers, and that's possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard.
or 2. he's greasy and gross and by you dating him, you deserved it.
thats what happens when u try to be a vampire tahahaha but ewwy that sucks DX
wow.
ok, if a guy has pimples on his neck (or anywhere else) don't even put your mouth there until they're gone.
dont be frontin kitty kat you know you loved his pimple juices.
That's gross, should've been opening your eyes. =)
EW! that's truly disgusting.. ughh.
God damn that is wrong...
thats what you get for not noticing a big, probably red, zit on his neck. are you blind?
eww, oh my fucking god thats disgustingg! why would you bite his neck anyways?
excuse me while i go vomit.
that is f****** disguting. FYL
#439 - On 03/09/2010 at 9:48am by GirlHasa
thats why vampires are retarded
eewwh watch where u are bitingg x___x
That's what you get for being dirty with your mouth...you get something dirty in your mouth (in this case the pus from the pimple)
I think I just threw up in my mouth
Why'd you bite this neck?!
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