Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
I agree, your life sucks (191258) - you totally deserved it (102711)
On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)
That is the nastiest thing I have ever heard.
I am so sorry.
#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:02am by tastylipstick
certainly not the worst thing to have in your mouth, not for me at least. lol ewwwwie
#420 - On 02/04/2010 at 9:02pm by hellokittywhore
ok 2 things biting peoples
neck doesn't mean your a vampire and the fuckin twilight books and movies and everyone who likes twilight can get into an oven and burn in hell
#424 - On 02/08/2010 at 1:54am by 6JackTheRipper9
#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires.
#9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting.
Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.
#10 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:29am by alley_cat_118
that is nasty...but how do you not see a zit that pops that easily?
#11 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:35am by could_be_funny
Today, I was calmly reading stories on fmylife.com when I came across this one and nearly threw up everywhere. FML
hahahaha omg! this had 2b lyk da most DISGUSTING thing i've ever heard n my entire life! idk what i would do if that ever happened to me. next time, try to do a neck inspection b4 chowing down plz.
#408 - On 01/16/2010 at 11:41pm by canigothere_2010
are u blind??? cudnt u bite him sumwhere where theres NO pimples???
u nearly deserved this one... but its tooo groosssss... ifeel bad 4 u. on the other hand. its just fat... its better than landing yr face into poo right?
#15 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:51am by Mikeymikey
I don't know about that. I think I'd prefer pooh rather then puss!!!! urg, so disgusting.
#418 - On 02/03/2010 at 8:23am by TheBritishOne
OH MY GOD. that's horrible.
i honestly don't think i could ever look at my boyfriend again if that happened to me.
While disgusting, it could be worse. You could have gotten a mouth and tongue's worth of makeup.
Oh wait, that'd make your boyfriend emo, or a girlfriend :D
#26 - On 03/16/2009 at 8:58am by kiltedwolf
I am sorry but you are sick... tell him it is called soap and water. Maybe next time it wont happen.
wow, that was disturbing to read. I was eating toast and I completely lost my appetite...my dog is eating my breakfast now.
holy fuck that's nasty. maybe you should look where you're biting next time? hahaha. ugggghhh nasty.
#42 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:14am by audiogasmic
i really almost threw up in my mouth a little.
aughhhh.
why would you date someone with big creepy whiteheads all over his neck anyways?
#46 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:39am by vonstrangle
I was drinking Pepsi out of a straw when I read this. Thanks.
#49 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:32am by bcmg44
at least you werent giving him a rim job and he pooed in your mouth. i seen a video of that once.
kudos to you for venturing on an area that has pimples
i was already feeling nauseous when i read this, but i dont feel any different. hmm.
oh man. I was about to head out to lunch with a friend. I might change plans and do something else. I lost my appetite.
#54 - On 03/16/2009 at 12:16pm by simplethings7
i gagged twice and threw up in my mouth. your life is effed. vampire. haha
#60 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:07pm by brownlantern
eeeeeewwwwwww. I've read so many wierd and nasty FML 's, but this one is probably the worst. Ew. You life really is F'd!
#66 - On 03/16/2009 at 1:51pm by 1NinjaPaper1
#5 and #48.. Neck biting doesn't mean vampire fetish. Normally, it's not even technically biting, it's nibbling. Also, it feels good. If you feels so uncomfortable to venture outside of the "normal" circle, then I feel very sorry for you.
Also. This is, by far, one of THE most disgusting things I have read. I don't think I'd be able to kiss him for awhile. Just too.. blegh yuck :|
#69 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:11pm by wtfxpaigerz
Ew. I nearly threw up while I was laughing. I feel bad for you love, but you also kindda had that one coming if you didn't see XDD Still disgusting though. Just goes to show ya. Look before you leap! :P
-Your DarkestSinn
#73 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:18pm by DarkestSinn
I can't help but cringe every time I think of neck biting now :/ maybe you should grab some acne wash for him sometime? unless it was just one of those random zits
#77 - On 03/16/2009 at 2:30pm by funkymonk11
Oh my god that is disgusting. Don't you look before you bite? If he had acne I wouldn't be biting around. Ew. I feel so bad for you! Ugh. Did you puke?
Ugh i just choked on my donut reading this!! that's so gross!! I feel so bad for you. :(
#87 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:12pm by channy0123
#13, ditto.
This is so gross. I agreed with you that your life is fucked but I'm starting to think you deserved it. How did you not see the pimply neck? GROOOSSSSSSSS........ewww...... this is foul!
#96 - On 03/16/2009 at 3:51pm by AMelodyofJuly
@14 having baby smooth skin isn't all that great..it's not really manly lol..trust me i know cause i have smooth skin xD
and i WAS hungry for lunch but after reading this..not so much =\
Oh wow. I imagine it would be more awkward/embarrassing than anything else! But still, yucckkkk!
Better luck next time? haha happy biting :-)
i feel ur pain cuz once my mom was popping my sisters pimple i was watcing and grosses out... then it popped and a bunch of white stuff was on my face.. :( ur not the only one
That is mortifying. I am so sorry for you, absolutely a one in a million chance.
#105 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:28pm by celiaeatsballz
just 10 seconds ago, i went through all the work of creating an account on this website just to tell you that that is hands down, the nastiest FML i have EVER read........really. *shudder*
THAT'S DISCUSTING!
i think i just gaged like 10 times. dlksajdsak.
ew.
sorry.
#110 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:50pm by AshlenDoll
I am so so sorry that that happened to you
i just gagged about 4 times.
thats really gross...im so sorry
#111 - On 03/16/2009 at 4:51pm by nerdgrl128
Oh god that is so gross. I'm sorry to hear that. Whenever I bite my girlfriends neck I watch out for that. It's happened to me before and it's not fun. I share your pain. Tastes so nasty
#112 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:00pm by Prestige768
that was. HORRIBLE. so gross im sorry.
same feelings as just about everyone else here... ;_; ewwww >.
#113 - On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm by trinitystar210
oh man, i just threw up a little.
wow i would have cried
#123 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:01pm by amandax33lynne
THATS SO WEIRD! Today I noticed this pimple on my neck and I was thinking about what would happen if I was making out with someone and they popped it. You must have communicated your experience to me telepathically or something. Thats crazy.
popping pimples is fun.... but not with your mouth.
#131 - On 03/16/2009 at 6:44pm by rubber314chicken
*disgusting* What did he say when you threw up all over him? I hope you did. I would have. *ugh*
#137 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:17pm by mzmaverickd
HAHA! i didn't really think anything of the post at first, just thought it was gross (like everyone else)
then i started reading the comments and i can't stop laughing!
# 13, 25, 40, 49 LMAO!!!
#146 - On 03/16/2009 at 9:28pm by mylifeisfuckeddd
dude really.. i just threw up a bit! that's nasty!!
#148 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:09pm by 0_im_on_a_boat_0
AGH!!! grosssssSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ew!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
nasty..
... I would turn and force myself to vomit on their face.
That's disgusting.
#151 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:45pm by podrummer9209
That, my friend, is extremely repulsive. And yet, I cannot help but laugh my ass off. ahahahaha.
I honestly, cannot think about it without gagging a bit.
BUT, Luckily, I didn't barf due to some hilarious comments. ahahahahaha
#13, #40, #62, #88, and ditto to #109.
lmao. I feel so sorry for you.
#152 - On 03/16/2009 at 10:53pm by Talkative1
that'll teach you to try and be like the Cullen family.. not cool
#156 - On 03/16/2009 at 11:16pm by Lucindalou
wow that's the nastiest thing I have heard in a long time
#162 - On 03/17/2009 at 12:12am by jonnysox13
ughhh... *gag* I really feel nauseous from reading this.
Not only does this totallllly suck for you, but its mortifying for him. Hope he doesn't read FML or the embarrassment is going to increase 10 fold!
Time to book an appointment with a dermatologist. Seriously!
Yeah, that's a little bit sickening. There went eating those girl scout cookies I bought...
FYL. Seriously. Like big time.
Popping Pimples.... Ure doing it WRONG!!!!
oh well yea i realised in pimples there's fat, pus and sometimes blood... mmmh... lol i bet ure scared as shit now whenever u see pimples. and uve got yr eyes wide opened!!
oh well, to all those who nearly puked or cudn't eat their lunch or breakie after reading this .... damn send them to me. im starving here at work....
#169 - On 03/17/2009 at 1:21am by Mikeymikey
Let me guess. You are two gay guys. Your name is Edward...?
#174 - On 03/17/2009 at 2:34am by IamSpartacus
i honestly created an account just to tell you that indeed you life is fucked...i would never look at him again....if u manage to get over this you may as well marry him....
i am sooo sorry hun... id need counseling after that...i mean im in trauma just from reading bout it.... (^^,)
Eww! Hopefully you'll look before you bite next time! *gag*
#186 - On 03/17/2009 at 3:01pm by DazzleThemForMe
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
thats the most disgusting thing ive ever heard! hahahahahaha sucks for you!
Do you normally put your mouth on things without looking at them?
#194 - On 03/17/2009 at 7:20pm by SilverBallet
But yeah, I also signed up to say the same thing.
dang.
#201 - On 03/17/2009 at 11:52pm by theowlandwasp
lol @ #13! I have done that too before though, I feel your pain. hella nasty! gahhh, I know everybody is like "ewwww made me gag blah blah blah" well shiiiiiiyat! Imagine if it happened to YOU! Man, I almost threw up.
#202 - On 03/18/2009 at 12:45am by elanajoy
Um why does your bf have zits on his neck, get a new one.
#205 - On 03/18/2009 at 4:41am by MrFunktastick
Its not like when you making out or w/e you look around your boyfriends face and neck to check that he has clear skin. That kind of thing isnt usually on my mind...but dude thats disgusting
I gagged a little bit.
And, generally, gross things don't faze me.
*shuddershudder*
#209 - On 03/18/2009 at 6:20pm by tmforeignguy
...why were you biting his neck that hard in the first place?
#211 - On 03/18/2009 at 7:23pm by foldsfan92
well you'd think you could at least look where you're going...
your fault for being stupid
#214 - On 03/19/2009 at 1:28pm by bakersdozen
AHAHA #13
and #5 its called a hickey, and alot of guys like it if the girl bites too
#16 NARSTY
and that really really sucks for you, if i were you, i would have run out of the house screaming, or wherever you 2 were
You all realize that pimples just contain dead skin and maybe a few flecks of dirt, right? It's gross, yes, but there's worse things that could have happened.
#218 - On 03/19/2009 at 7:07pm by SeanTucker
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That is the most random thing I have EVER heard!!!!!
More random than the girlfriend puking into the boyfriends mouth during making out!!!
:)
#219 - On 03/19/2009 at 11:00pm by NeverMind88
Lol. come on don't you look at someone before you do something like that??
I wonder what your boyfriend said lmao "Thanks it was bothering me for weeks" XD
#220 - On 03/20/2009 at 12:12am by Godxboredx
simply putrid. pay attention, and get a cleaner bf... deserved.
#221 - On 03/20/2009 at 11:22am by thekreeperkeeper
you could for sure start a new diet trend.
the pimple juice diet- sure to kill your appetite every time.
you'd totally kick weight watchers ass.
#225 - On 03/21/2009 at 7:23am by blushinFML
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....damn damnnnnnnn....that suckssss major major assss
oh.. my.. GOD!! eww eww eww!! i seriously just like had a baby barf. thats so nasty!!!!!!! i could never ever look my boyfriend in the eyes ever ever again!!
#229 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:59pm by sarahlouisehw
ew....that is fucking NASTY.........
how long was it before you made out again? hope things have smoothed over....
that was disgousting! seriously! i agree were youre eyes closed?!?
a pimple on his NECK?!?! obvi he's REALLYYY a mess with acne
but honestly... how is that THAT gross girls?
do NONE of you ever swallow?
this comment tested my gag reflex repeatably
also i can add this to my list of pathological fears. thxxxx.
#232 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:43pm by sunshinetaylor
I read this and went 'ooooh' out loud. Dayum. That really really sucks.
#235 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:28pm by TabithaVitriol
I have a tough stomach but that is so gross! Omg... ugh... eww ewww ewwww!
#237 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:24am by roxxyangelgurl
ok i think theres a lesson to learn in the midst of this:
generally, you shouldn't go biting another human being because you don't know what the hell is gonna pop out of his body.
and i'm sorry thats just f***ing DIRTY.
go buy him some damn neck proactive or neutragena.
#238 - On 03/28/2009 at 12:34am by tenniselle8
..at least he made sure that you wouldn't get thirsty anytime soon.
#239 - On 03/28/2009 at 4:02pm by iEATdreamsx
ZOMFG!!!! *shudder* that is insanity!!!! *vigorously swishes mouthwash, throws away cap, and chugs the whole bottle*
#240 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:43pm by CorynneCade
Probably tasted divine. You are one dumb vampire/human. Also agree with #231.
#241 - On 03/28/2009 at 8:57pm by SpicyNoodleBowl
OMGOMGOMG THE BEST, THIS IS THE BEST! Something from a movie, wowwwwwwww ahahahaha I just " =0 "
hilarious though.
wow
good one
That is probably the most disgusting thing I think I have ever heard in my life. I just threw up a little in my mouth. EW
#247 - On 03/30/2009 at 4:53pm by xxdanicajoyxx
ommmmmggg that is the grossest thing i have EVERRRR heard!!!!!!
what were u thinking? couldnt u se that?!
ewwwwwww!
#248 - On 03/30/2009 at 7:16pm by FmlQueenx13
whoa...thats so disgusting im so sorry you had to go through that!!!
#262 - On 04/11/2009 at 3:03am by NewYorkSubway
O_O Ewww! I think I just gagged in my mouth a little. That is so wrong!
#269 - On 04/16/2009 at 6:39pm by bluebunny289
o.m.g.
i just threw up in my mouth a bit
i feel bad for you
#271 - On 04/17/2009 at 4:52pm by ninjagirlx
I bite my girlfriends neck all the time, but then again her skin is oddly perfect, so I would never have that pimple problem. I just about threw up when I read this.
GAAAAAAH! *longing to throw-up* I-I am having a non-stop cringefest overhere!! waaah! lol you should see my face baaahahahaha
#281 - On 04/26/2009 at 3:14am by 19d00m_bAbE99
#5 wtf does biting someones neck have to do with twilight?
obv you know nothing, because when you bite a boys neck, they get very turned on. (;
OH and that's nasty as hell.
that happened to me before.
it was grosss. ):
It's your own fault for dating a guy with neck pimples, lulz.
#297 - On 05/15/2009 at 1:43am by insomnexombie
13: Today, I was calmly reading stories on fmylife.com when I came across this one and nearly threw up everywhere. Interested as to what other people comented about this, I came across this comment and threw up everywhere. FML
#300 - On 05/17/2009 at 2:03am by chuckrules1000
i just threw up haha omg thats mad nastayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! ughhhh i would dump his ass.... om ewwwwwwwwwww thats all i could say blahhhhhh
#303 - On 05/24/2009 at 3:37pm by slearnaro92
oh god, oh my...oh jesus...oh my good lord.
thats so disgusting, i felt bad enough for you to put i agree.
e.w. btw. your fault. check the neck, lady, check the neck.
#309 - On 05/27/2009 at 7:25pm by chiisuchi10
that is fucking disgusting !!!
I feel so sick to it stomach now !
kinda your fault though, shoulda looked first.
#310 - On 05/28/2009 at 2:13am by AleshiaLouise
that's really gross. ugh, my gag-reflux does not like this post!
#314 - On 06/02/2009 at 10:11pm by dark_bluee
That is major GROSS! i would have totaly wlaked away to throw up AND SHUT UP PEOPLE ABOUT HER BEING A VAMPIRE IT WAS A LOVE BITE OR A HICKEY i feel for you.
#325 - On 06/12/2009 at 9:35pm by jakelemberg
EW. Alright, this FML was gross - but these comments? DISGUSTING!
#327 - On 06/14/2009 at 6:23pm by notamonster
Awe! I feel really bad for you but i can't say anything cuz its kinda like someone licking the side of your face (which my boyfreind does then calls me a noodle) wet and slimy :( Im sorry for this lol FYL
Awe! I feel really bad for you but i can't say anything cuz its kinda like someone licking the side of your face (which my boyfreind does then calls me a noodle) wet and slimy :( Im sorry for this lol
this is in the fml book but they replaced "bit" with "hickey" i think... FYL lol
#337 - On 06/21/2009 at 9:01am by TehAfroSamurai
that's sooo fuckedd up.
1. how do you not see that
2. why r u biting a guys neck who has acne
3. thats so nasty!!
FYL
#340 - On 07/01/2009 at 9:43am by F_M_L_stories
just spit up milk while reading that. that's in my top 10 nastiest things I've ever heard of.
#343 - On 07/02/2009 at 1:46am by Chapstick_Addict
mmmhhh... i absolutley love biting my boyfriends neck... but on the other hand the fact that there was a pimple there is kinda gross. lol
i just barphed.... that is really nasty....... and what the hell u bite his neck????? wow
#346 - On 07/09/2009 at 8:27pm by smileygirl123
You... bit his neck? Either you're kinky or you've read too much Twilight. Or maybe even both! Which is it, huh kinky Twitard!?
#347 - On 07/10/2009 at 11:28am by epicFAIL_Sometim
Well that's what you get for biting his neck..
Bet you think twice when you look at necks these days..
#348 - On 07/12/2009 at 9:37pm by Dreamsoul_28
wats wrong with biting his neck? A lot of guys love it. i can see why it would be weird if you made him bleed or something but everyones acting like thats absolutely disgusting that she would bite his neck even if she hadn't popped his pimple. im sure most of you have put worse things in your mouth before.
p.s. that is absolutely disgusting that you popped his pimple in your mouth. lol. did you freak out when you did it or just pretend it didn't happen and keep going?
#349 - On 07/14/2009 at 5:23pm by nicole1123
i think next time you should just stick to kissing his lips.
#352 - On 07/24/2009 at 3:18am by sarraaaaaaaaaaaa
#48, for some guys its a major turn on. not just guye either
#355 - On 08/04/2009 at 3:01pm by FML585
hey, at least you didn't like bite through his jugular or something... ;)
#361 - On 08/16/2009 at 11:41pm by neomike0612
yes that is the nastiest shyt ever I bet you don't eve plan on biting him anymore anywhere..Ew.. :l I think if I was you I would have almost threw up..
#364 - On 08/24/2009 at 6:44am by ilMyBlueNails
Ewwwwww I think this is the most disgusting thing I have ever heard, I almost threw up just by reading it
Anyway WHY IN THE WORLD would you have a boyfriend covered in pimples?? You should let him know that he HAS to do something about it!!
#365 - On 08/27/2009 at 10:59am by DakE_FeatH
that is the most DISGUSTINGGGG thing i have everrrr heard of. i almost vomited all overrrrrrrrr my computer.
Oh man. I am SO sorry. That happened to me 4 years ago and it was disgusting. You can't taste it, but you know it happened... And everyone who's asking her why she did it - I don't know about her, but for me it was because we were making out, it was kind of dark, and I just didn't see it. I wasn't looking out for stray pimples!
#367 - On 09/06/2009 at 1:26pm by deutschdame
Well, that's gross...and for all of you people asking why she bit his neck, it's called being kinky. Sometimes it can be a turn on ;P
#368 - On 09/26/2009 at 2:45pm by boo_betch_boo
I literally vomited after hearing your story, I can just imagine what you did :(
#371 - On 10/16/2009 at 8:15pm by jaketeague
eww! dat musta been really nastyy! .. heyy advice : watch wher yu bite for nxt time lol
#374 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:06pm by lachikafina
Stop making me feel sick. I have to get up at 6 tomorrow. I can't do that if I feel shitty.
#376 - On 10/24/2009 at 8:53pm by Wolfhuntamy
ok so i read this FML like 5 months ago and it still haunts me.... so fuckin gross....
#378 - On 10/31/2009 at 4:13pm by superclumsy
That's gross, but why were you biting his neck? Twilight vampire fantasy?
#381 - On 11/14/2009 at 9:29pm by sayheyyybabe
It's retards like this that make me puke, why the hell would u bite his neck in the first place?
Screw Twilight, and New Moon. You're making girls retarded. If a girl bites my neck I'm sewing XD
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFL! LMAO!
L M A O R O T F L B T C S T C N D B F O O T W I F O A G W L L B G W T H R O O T S A I A K B A Y B
If you are questioning yourself what it means.. "Laughing my ass off rolling on the floor biting the carpet, scaring the cat, nearly dying by falling out of the window in front of a guy who looks like Bill Gates, who then horrified runs out on the street and is accidentally killed by a yellow bulldozer."
WRONG IN SOO MANY LEVELS..
SINCERELY, YOUR SCIENCE TEAHCER!
that is pretty revolting i must say. maybe your bf needs proactive?
#386 - On 12/06/2009 at 3:34pm by oOMr_JonesOo
BAHAHAHA im sorry but that was all your fault and totally made my day........ anyway its more embarassing for your bf then it is for you and its rude to make such a big deal about this.....
Twilight is slowly hypnotizing people into thinking that they are vampires.
We must stop them!
#388 - On 12/08/2009 at 1:42pm by Sabbalabba1992
Just think about it from his perspective: "Today, my girlfriend bit my neck, probably imitating some lame-ass twilight bs, and popped my pimple. Now the pimple that I was already embarrassed about hurts like hell, looks worse, and will probably get infected or something. FML"
#390 - On 12/21/2009 at 3:20pm by littlelemur
That like very very scary i would've thrown up all over that guys neck(if i were a girl of course) BUT WTH why did u bite his neck why not a hicky instead...!!!
#391 - On 12/23/2009 at 12:46pm by kocoblade
EW. and YDI for biting his neck >:D just kidding ;)
#393 - On 12/29/2009 at 2:26am by I_am_a_low_life
That just happens to be the most disturbing thing ever, you would think someone would notice before they bite a pimple...
#396 - On 12/31/2009 at 6:59pm by monsters0_o
I actually just screamed at my computer in disgust and woke up the whole house, thanks.
#397 - On 01/01/2010 at 1:53am by queen_blonde
That's gotta be one of the grossest things I've ever heard.
#400 - On 01/04/2010 at 12:59am by SparksLikeFlint
Ewww that's gross!! next time plz keep it to urself.....
#404 - On 01/09/2010 at 11:05pm by pwincessa23
That is just plain gross but did you brush your teeth afterwards? o.o
#405 - On 01/11/2010 at 10:11pm by _Xochitl_
i hope you made sure you swallowed the juice out of that sucker i would of if i saw it i would have just suck it off his face n swallow swallow.
#409 - On 01/19/2010 at 3:30am by georgelopez
damn it.... I was in the middle of eating pudding when I read this.... now i can't finish
#413 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:16am by XPredatorX
Did you Swallow?
Did you tell him?!
WTF,did you give him pro-active?.<
gross!
#414 - On 01/28/2010 at 12:48am by Valerie11
Ok, 2 situations, 1. you guys are teenagers, and that's possibly the grossest thing I've ever heard.
or 2. he's greasy and gross and by you dating him, you deserved it.
#415 - On 01/28/2010 at 1:31pm by tdawgheath
thats what happens when u try to be a vampire tahahaha but ewwy that sucks DX
#417 - On 02/01/2010 at 6:18pm by eatmexcupcakes
wow.
ok, if a guy has pimples on his neck (or anywhere else) don't even put your mouth there until they're gone.
dont be frontin kitty kat you know you loved his pimple juices.
#427 - On 02/15/2010 at 5:05am by sammiesunshine11
eww, oh my fucking god thats disgustingg! why would you bite his neck anyways?
#436 - On 02/27/2010 at 3:34pm by volleyballx3
That's what you get for being dirty with your mouth...you get something dirty in your mouth (in this case the pus from the pimple)
#446 - On 03/17/2010 at 5:41am by pawpaw1995
