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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

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That is the nastiest thing I have ever heard.
I am so sorry.

#1 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:02am by tastylipstick

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just ew.
and, what the fuck? bit his neck? what are you? a vampire? i hate twilight.

#5 - On 03/16/2009 at 7:06am by Jasper

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