By KAAALIS - 16/03/2009 02:20 - United States

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Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
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alley_cat_118 0

#5: many guys (myself included) dig neck-biting without being vampires. #9: it doesn't take much to pop a pimple if it's already near bursting. Everyone else: you're absolutely right, this is beyond disgusting.

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could_be_funny 0

that is nasty...but how do you not see a zit that pops that easily?

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nityasomaiya 46

With the lights off, in the dark, where sexy things happen.

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oooh_dear 0

im pretty sure that thats not sanitary.

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two_bears 0

Today, I was calmly reading stories on fmylife.com when I came across this one and nearly threw up everywhere. FML

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canigothere_2010 0

hahahaha omg! this had 2b lyk da most DISGUSTING thing i've ever heard n my entire life! idk what i would do if that ever happened to me. next time, try to do a neck inspection b4 chowing down plz.

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Brap_brap 0

Hunny, buy a dictionary Please!!

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Ldy_S_FTW 0

omfg. thats just....yuck...i love my men w/ clear, baby smooth skin...

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Fulisk 0

I don't think you get too many men with that, you're fairly ugly

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sxdryv 14

Ugly!? Hardly. But a real man has hair on his body not like these primped up ken dolls of today. Same dudes that lower pick-UP trucks.

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SuperSouper 0

Lml! Werd @Fulisk

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Elizabeth McElveen Horne 19

Burn...

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Mikeymikey 4

are u blind??? cudnt u bite him sumwhere where theres NO pimples??? u nearly deserved this one... but its tooo groosssss... ifeel bad 4 u. on the other hand. its just fat... its better than landing yr face into poo right?

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TheBritishOne 0

I don't know about that. I think I'd prefer pooh rather then puss!!!! urg, so disgusting.

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CaligurlLULU 0

actually, if ur necking your eyes are closed. you don't see it. durrr get ur facts right

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iluffmcrandbvb 1

you'd know, wouldn't you.

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onlyoncamera 0

I totally agree with you!! I feel really bad for the girl though =( Better luck next time…?

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Slender_Man 6

I'm about to throw a ******* dictionary at your face.

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mai1808 0

agree with #15. are your eyes closed that time? eeww. so gross. what does it taste like? lol

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CaligurlLULU 0

your eyes are closed actually. I should know...

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heliraptor 13

Not always, many people think eye contact makes it even hotter. You're welcome. :)

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Faced159 0

Wow. That was disgusting. lol @ 17

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