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Today, I got excited when my cell phone lit up because I hadn't received a single phone call all day. Turns out it was the "low battery" indicator. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40804) - you deserved it (10321)

On 07/09/2009 at 1:36am - misc - by WaitingByThePhone (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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If you need daily calls for personal validation, you have bigger issues. Seek help, ma'am.

YDI

#6 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:44am by my_fml_account

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Yea this isnt an FML if u wanted to talk to someone u could've Called someone! The phone works both ways!

#8 - On 07/09/2009 at 6:55am by 1bored

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