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Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7567) - you deserved it (90513)

On 07/08/2009 at 2:45pm - misc - by AmberKCole (woman) - United States (Washington)

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hahahahahahaha that's what you get YDI

#1 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:25pm by Someone_somewere

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Karma's a bitch.

#2 - On 07/08/2009 at 7:25pm by Eternity

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