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Today, I fell asleep on the bus and when I woke up, I found out that I missed my stop by ten stops and I was on the last bus of the night. And, to make matters worse, a drunk hobo was sitting next to me with a beer in one hand and was rubbing my leg with the other. FML

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On 07/08/2009 at 3:24am - misc - by feltuponthe69 (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Why do all these "I fell asleep on public transport" posts always feature a lecherous hobo?

#3 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:03am by hem

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get off the bus and call a friend/relative possibly

if not have fun with the hobo ;)

#4 - On 07/08/2009 at 10:05am by Fyourlife8o8

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