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Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40151) - you deserved it (4492)

On 07/05/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by bridezilla (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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