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Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML
you didn't deserve it, you wanted it
Ewww. What a freak. You should slapped him and pushed him into the metal bars.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 22 May 2015