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Today, my drunk boyfriend thought it would be a good idea to light a firework in the back seat of my car while we were driving down the interstate. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34314) - you deserved it (4762)

On 07/04/2009 at 6:48pm - misc - by litup (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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you should have kicked his a** to the curb (literally and figuratively speaking)

#2 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:38am by butterfly141989

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i hope u made him walk after that

#3 - On 07/05/2009 at 3:38am by rmujerita

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