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Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34905) - you deserved it (2652)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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you did him a favour so therefor you should make him clean it up... I know I would.......

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:18pm by miamullins

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eeew
make him clean it

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm by maii

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