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Today, after spending two days cleaning my car inside and out, I had to pick up my brother when his truck died in the mountains, on a dirt road. He was drunk. I now have a car covered in mud and filled with vomit. FML

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On 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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Well then stop crying and clean it again bitch.

#4 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:15pm by MeganH0LLYW00D

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why would you spend two days cleaning your car? really it shouldnt take longer than an hour or two and i wouldnt spend that much time cleaning something that will just get dirty again

#13 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:34pm by slamdnkindrummer

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