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Today, after spending two days cleaning car inside and out, I ad to pick up broteren is truck died in te mountains, on a drt road!! He was drunk!! I now ave a car covered in mud and filled wit vomit!! fat FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35041) - you deserved it (2662)

On 07/04/2009 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)

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you did him a favour so therefor you should make him clean it up... I know I would.......

#7 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:18pm by miamullins

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make him clean it

#1 - On 07/04/2009 at 5:11pm by maii

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