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Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

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way to not recognize your own son

#3 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by fuzzybrownbear

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Haha sounds like something my dad would do. FYL

#2 - On 07/02/2009 at 10:05am by Ub3r_Crippl3

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