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Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

I agree, your life sucks (8528) - you deserved it (31063)

On 07/02/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by Kronic (man) - United States (California)

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