Kids, Video games and Awkward: Sorry Pat

Sorry Pat

By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By Zora - 15/07/2012 23:13 - Norway - Bergen

Today, while shopping, my six-year-old son threw a tantrum because I wouldn't buy him a video game. I ended up having to grab his arm and leave the store. He screamed that I was kidnapping him, at which point I was socked in the face and pinned to the floor by three bystanders. FML

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By BaWanda - 30/06/2014 23:39 - United States - San Diego

Today, I smacked my kid on top of the head for spinning the display rack while I was looking at greeting cards. It wasn't until he dramatically screamed and dropped to the floor wailing that I realized he wasn't my daughter. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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By pizzafreak18 - 21/06/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I went into the store where my boyfriend works. I saw him talking to a customer, his back was facing me, so I went up and smacked his butt. Turns out it wasn't him. FML

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By john r.t. - 10/11/2012 00:30 - United States - Eagle Pass

Today, I walked in on my son teabagging his sister over a video game. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 21:09 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store, I saw my mother. I thought it would be funny to scare her by sneaking up and grabbing her ass. Not only was it not my mom, I left the place with a ban from ever returning to that store. FML

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You people are twisted!

By pledonasm - 15/03/2015 16:11 - India - Thane

Today, I took my son to the playground and watched him have fun. Minutes later, I was being shoved around and called a pedophile because I was there alone with no wife. By the time I convinced them I was innocent, my son was bawling. FML

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By lilmamma - 05/11/2010 17:29 - United States

Today, I took my four year old son to the playground. When it was time to go, he squirmed out of my arms back to the jungle gym. Not being the type of mother to put up with bad behavior, I swatted his rear and told him we had to go. That's when I realized I'd just spanked the wrong child who was wearing the same coat as my son. FML

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Surprise!

By Idiot - 26/05/2019 02:00

Today, I was in a store with my mom. I wandered off, then walked around looking for her. I spotted her, and decided to put on a ski mask to give her a scare for a laugh. I hid around a corner and yelled "BOO!" when I saw her. It wasn't my mom, and I'm now banned from that store. FML

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No touching!

By Noname - 27/01/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

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fuzzybrownbear 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

way to not recognize your own son

Ub3r_Crippl3 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

Haha sounds like something my dad would do. FYL

Comments

xxXXxriro_kxxXXx 0

Friday 17 July 2009 3:10

you guys he said PLAYFULLY slapped him on the back of his head, which means he didnt do it on purpose... and he probably didnt really recognize it wasnt his son cuz the kid's head looked the same as his son's from the back... simple i dun think that the father would be that stupid to not recognize his own son. but this story sounds kinda funny to me :P oh well it sounds like that sucked for you so FYL

Darthbane2007 17

Sunday 8 November 2009 17:38

So your son and the other kid were wearing the exact same clothes?

nuchey 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 2:17

wow do you beat your kids?

iBiteRoses 22

Thursday 6 October 2011 4:57

I love how OP's name is "Kronic"

cartedor 18

Tuesday 1 January 2013 10:10

Normally the prank goes with the sneaky person screams at the mark to scare him or her, now had the dad done that in the store, and scared the child to cry, that would have been pure gold. Haha

jcrb 11

Friday 22 February 2013 14:48

tune in next to next weeks episode of 'Tough Love from Strangers'!

McMelons 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 14:33

Once my mum came up behind me in the market and pinched my butt, I didn't know it was her so I turned around and slapped her... Whoops. She understood though!