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Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML


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On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

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Could have been in worse areas.

#1 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:04pm by fxdxhk90

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Also, if it was boiling hot, why would you voluntarily go outside...where it's boiling hot?

#21 - On 07/01/2009 at 5:32pm by irishlassie731

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