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Today, it was boiling hot so my boyfriend and I decided to sunbathe in the garden and ended up falling asleep for a few hours. Not only is my back so burnt that I can't lie down, I also have a white hand print on my upper back where my boyfriend had left his arm while we slept. FML

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On 07/01/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Beccarr - United Kingdom (Wokingham)

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what i do when i want to sunbathe is set an alarm on my phone just in case i happen to fall asleep. that way, i dont get burnt.

#39 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:17pm by Nickel05

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Ahh, leave her alone you guys. She's British, and this week is the first time we've actually SEEN the sun in about 3 years. Picking on her for wanting to bask in it like a vitamin-D-starved lizard is just mean! I dunno about her, but it's been so long since the sky wasn't grey that I'd managed to forget that sunscreen even existed until I started turning lobster red at around lunchtime today...

#41 - On 07/01/2009 at 6:21pm by paperfox

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