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Today, I put on my "fat jeans" because none of my other jeans fit. Neither do my fat jeans. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21258) - you deserved it (38327)

On 06/29/2009 at 1:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

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Hey here's an idea, eat less, exercise more, than you won't be a fatass posting your lame crap here.

#15 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:36pm by swanlee

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I gained 80 lbs over college....you know what helped me lose the weight? Exercise and not being online whining about my weight and reading fml. Unless you have a thyroid problem, or another medical condition, ydi!

#21 - On 06/29/2009 at 5:41pm by yep_me_again

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