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Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML
That is absolutely disgusting. Eugh, I feel for you.
and i wouldve gotten arrested cuz that baby wouldve been slapped
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 24 July 2015