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Today, while I was babysitting, the toddler was feeding me banana slices from her tray while I was cutting up clay for her to mold. It was all fine until she shoved something hard and crunchy into my mouth. I immediately spat it out into my hand. It was a dead cricket she found on the floor. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51460) - you deserved it (7665)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:27pm - misc - by storyofmylife - United States

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