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Today, I woke up late. My grandparents had slept over the night before but they usually left early. I heard someone in the kitchen and thinking it was my brother, I said "Thank god, the geriatric crew is FINALLY gone." My grandma responds, "No we're not." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4151) - you deserved it (48107)

On 06/28/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - Israel (Tel Aviv)

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