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Today, I was riding the subway to work. Barely anyone was on because of how early it was. Me and this one guy in a trench coat were in the same cart. His stop came. He walked by me, flashed me, rubbed his penis on my arm, and then ran away really fast. FML

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On 06/27/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Japan

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oh man.... are you traumatized?

#1 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:08am by littlemisslee

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Oh...my God. I'm sorry! Being from New York City I've seen a LOT of WEIRD shit on the subway...but (knock on wood) no one's ever actually physically touched me (or anyone else I know)! That is horrifying, FYL indeed!

#2 - On 06/27/2009 at 10:09am by ihatestupidppl

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