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Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44078) - you deserved it (5756)

On 06/26/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Ipickthegoodones (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Uh Oh! This rings warning bells...

I remember a US case where a black guy was involved in selling street drugs (can't remember which). He didn't use any himself, but he did use his girlfriends car in the process of buying/selling the drugs.

His girlfriend was totally unaware that he was involved in drugs and certainly wasn't aware that he was using her car to sell them on the street. So she was TOTALLY innocent.

I'm sure the FBI were involved at some point in the proceedings and they decided to prosecute the girl because her car was used for illegal activity in selling drugs. She was convicted and incarcerated for a very long time.

I thought the case was totally outrageous... and it also smacked of racial hatred.

#10 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:27am by FurrTrap

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FYL!!!!

#1 - On 06/26/2009 at 10:09am by quackquackquac

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