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Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11751) - you deserved it (61255)

On 06/25/2009 at 1:02am - misc - by nail714 (man) - United States

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That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.

#1 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:10am by itsnotmytree

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You're a f*cking idiot. You didn't recognise your sisters tight little ass?

#6 - On 06/25/2009 at 6:18am by BussellRishop

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