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Today, while at football practice, my teammates and I were on water break. At the bus barn next to the field, a good-looking girl was washing a bus. Some of the guys started to yell pick-up lines at her from 50 yards away, and pretty soon I chime in. She turns around. It was my younger sister. FML
That's what you get for being an obnoxious ass.
You're a f*cking idiot. You didn't recognise your sisters tight little ass?
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.