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Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (3677) - you deserved it (12453)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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