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Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5894) - you deserved it (22583)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Owned - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

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you deserve it on two accounts:

1) going to clubs.
2) sandwiching girls thinking it's going to get you any.

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:56am by Addy

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Wow, so did you ever think that she might not want some guy humping her ass while she's trying to dance someone?

#12 - On 10/30/2009 at 3:06am by CodySmith

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