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Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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you deserve it on two accounts:

1) going to clubs.
2) sandwiching girls thinking it's going to get you any.

#4 - On 02/20/2009 at 12:56am by Addy

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so you and random dudes you meet in clubs go up to unsuspecting blondes and attempt to "sandwich" them? i think ill dye my hair tonight...

#3 - On 02/11/2009 at 4:38pm by whatev

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