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Today, I took my best friend out to dinner for my birthday. She gave me a gift after I paid the tab saying, "my mom thought you would like this - it was expensive." It was a lovely set of origami paper, which was the exact set I brought her as a souvenir from Japan. She was right, it was expensive. FML


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On 06/24/2009 at 10:38pm - misc - by unappreciated (woman) - United States (Missouri)

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Wow get her a broom for her birthday.

#3 - On 06/25/2009 at 3:46am by Gabe411036

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you should've been like, "this is so cool! I gave you this EXACT set before! ha ha ha what a coincidence!"

#7 - On 06/25/2009 at 3:50am by Crunchy

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