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Today, I went to a new bar downtown with some friends. I was a little buzzed and had to pee so bad. I rushed into the bathroom and as I sat down I felt a squish on my upper thigh. Turns out the last person in the stall decided to take a shit on the toilet seat. FML
I agree, your life sucks (39260) - you deserved it (9620)
On 06/24/2009 at 12:48pm - misc - by feelinnauseous (woman) - United States
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